Aries: literally is so relaxed around kids that they accidentally start talking about something they'd talk about with friends and definitely not the kids
Taurus: brings a bag full of snacks, sunscreen, diapers, any toys they might want, hats, band-aids, water, and anything they might possibly (but probably won't) need
Gemini: JOSHUA WEAR YOUR SUNSCREEN DON'T PLAY IN THE DIRT WE HAVE TO GO TO GRANDMA'S LATER
Cancer: tries to be cool (it's not working)
Leo: actually tries to win when playing with kids and celebrates when they do
Virgo: ummmm Anastasia Ashley??? don't talk to people online honey you doN'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE
Libra: dad jokes forever
Scorpio: gets SO defensive when the other kids bully their kid
Sagittarius: plays pranks on the kids, then gets all guilty when the kids start crying
Capricorn: spends a shit ton of money buying the kid whatever they want
Aquarius: gives the kid money with only the instructions "don't spend it on cocaine"
Pisces: sends the kids off to play so they can chat with the other parents
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Gemini
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