ARIES:The kid who keeps bursting balloons and laughing when kids get scared.
TAURUS:The kid who always wants to have the biggest slice of cake.
GEMINI:The kid who sings the birthday song in a horrible, loud voice.
CANCER:The kid who starts violently hitting Aries for bursting the balloons.
LEO:The kid who always has the most attractive outfit on even though they're not the birthday kid.
VIRGO:The kid who slaps anyone who tries to touch the cake before it is cut.
LIBRA:The kid who tries to touch the cake and lick it when everyone sings the birthday song.
SCORPIO:The kid who takes all the helium balloons with them and attacks anyone who tries to touch the balloons.
SAGITTARIUS:The kid who accidentally sets someone's clothes on fire.
CAPRICORN:The birthday kid who is low key pissed off at everyone but tolerates them anyway.
AQUARIUS:The kid who wants the birthday kid's presents and attempts to steal them.
PISCES:The kid who screams every time a balloon pops.
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Can we talk about this book almost to 100K though
