Aries:Nickel because you're useful but a lot of people are allergic to your harshness
Taurus:Sodium cus u salty and bitter as hell
Gemini:Mercury, ur beautiful and fun to play with but even one touch is deadly
Cancer:Oxygen, no one can live without you, but too much of you causes death
Leo:Gold, ur effin useless but ur pretty and expensive
Virgo:Chlorine, deadly to inhale but you kills germs
Libra:Helium bc ur a noble gas and make people's voices sound funny when they inhale u
Scorpio:Sulfur bc you smell like rotten eggs I'm sorry
Sagittarius:Radium cus u rad but also radioactive
Capricorn:Titanium bc ur a strong, badass mofo and there's a song about you
Aquarius:Uranium because you're explosive and nuclear and terrifying
Pisces:Fluorine because you're overreactive and always in the water
