Aries:overly aggressive psycho
Taurus:obese couch potato
Gemini:two-faced backstabber
Cancer:weak crybaby
Leo:obnoxious narcissist
Virgo:snobby perfectionist
Libra:manipulative flirt
Scorpio:jealous nymphomaniac
Sagittarius:sarcastic asshole
Capricorn:snooty workaholic
Aquarius:unemotional alien
Pisces:overemotional hopeless romantic
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The funny part is that I really am a sarcastic asshole
