The Signs Lost In A Mall

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Aries:*walking with Sagittarius, realizes everyone else has disappeared* "Dude, where did everyone go?"

Taurus:Ends up at the food court, realizes their nose has betrayed them and led them astray, orders three hot dogs and a big pretzel

Gemini:*looks around and realizes that they are alone in the middle of the mall* "I know those bitches didn't leave me!"

Cancer:Stopped walking to admire a cute little baby, realizes that the rest of the group is gone, immediately panics

Leo:Having a phone number collecting contest rematch with Libra to make up for losing on the cruise ship; doesn't even notice that everyone else is gone

Virgo:Walking around the whole mall, desperately looking for their friends

Libra:Flirting with everything that has legs, cuz there's no way they are letting Leo beat them

Scorpio:Purposely left the group so they could make a few purchases at Spencer's

Sagittarius:*turns to Aries* "Oh well. We'll find them later. Wanna go harass a security guard?"

Capricorn:"Oh my god. I lost them all. I'm supposed to be the responsible one. I had one job. One job. Make sure no one gets into trouble. And I fucked it up."

Aquarius:Got sidetracked by the pet store, figures they'll come here eventually, because who can't resist puppies?

Pisces:Crying, tells the security guard that they're lost, runs into Aries and Sagittarius, and feels slightly better

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