Aries: *either pretty good or REALLY terrible there's no in between*
Taurus: "Guys, I actually want to play the game just pls behav-SHUT UP" *throws ball at Gemini*
Gemini: "owwWWWW STAPH I'LL LISTEN"
Cancer: *begs for the someone to pass them the ball and once they finally get it, they just run out of the building with the ball over their head*
Leo: "Pisces, what even is a travel"
Virgo: *actually knows their shit when it comes to basketball so don't tell them what to do. Just pls don't*
Libra: *throws ball at basket; ball bounces back and hits them in the head*
Scorpio: "FOUL?! DA FUQ YOU MEAN FOUL?! I DIDNT-UGBDJSLSNSPSJ FUCK OFF"
Sagittarius: "CANCER YOURE TRAVELING GOD DAMMIT COME BACK"
Capricorn: *doesn't even play by the rules; that person that'll jump on peoples' backs*
Aquarius: *pretends to be really bad throughout the whole season and then dunks on the tallest kid during the last game and goes ape*
Pisces: *ignores Leo bc they're also trying to play the game*
