The Signs While Stoned

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aries: "this is stupid, where's the alcohol"

taurus: *opens fridge and eats everything*

gemini: "this stuff smells, but it makes me feel good so idk"

cancer: "wow did I just laugh for once" "am I actually happy" "what is this feeling"

leo: *plays video game without blinking for hours*

virgo: "why did I do this" "why do I feel like this" "I feel funny" "guys when will this end"

libra: doesn't stop talking (probably about something they love)

scorpio: "I really want to have sex right now"

sagittarius *doing something weird (but funny) af in the corner of the room*

capricorn: chillin, randomly giggles

aquarius: *thinks of some complex theoretical idea* *blows mind of person sitting next to them*

pisces: *scrolls through social media quietly laughing*

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