Night Raid Revolution

Chapter 40: Mya's Evolution

"How is this even possible?" Lex said.

"I am so confused." Kubo said.

"Then allow me to explain." Elder Priest said. "A very long time ago, there was a particularly strong but evil fella, though he wasn't as evil as this Lars you're dealing with. This evil son of a gun was the one that sealed me up in that sword.... but now, I'm finally free. Thank the lord."

"He's just some old windbag..." Tatsumi said.

"I heard that!" Elder Priest said. "The power I wield has nothing to do with my physical appearance!"

"What could that be?" TJ asked.

"No idea." Tatsumi said.

"What ability?" Tatsumi asked.

"Wouldn't you like to know." Elder Priest said. "After that comment, I'm not telling you anything."

"If you tell us, the next time I have a chance, I'll give you a dirty magazine." Tatsumi suggested. "My friend Lubbock has a lot of them."

"Dad! What the hell!?" TJ said.

"Tatsumi! Apologize now!" Lex said.

"I don't need a magazine." Elder Priest said. "My eyes can spot a hottie with a naughty body from a mile away."

"Please show some self-control sir!" Lex said.

"What if I set you up to cop a feel?" Tatsumi suggested.

"You're speaking my language." Elder Priest said. "You can do that?"

"I sure can." Tatsumi said. "I knew it. He's a perv just like Lubbock."

"So, dad, how are you going to deliver on this offer?" TJ asked.

"Well, I can't do it because I can't go back to earth." Tatsumi said. "That's where you come in. You got a got a girlfriend, don't you? That Toria girl, right? Just let him cop a feel, it'll only be a second."

"Are you out of your mind!!" TJ shouted. "I'm not letting that creep anywhere near her!!"

"So, no, huh? Now what." Tatsumi sighed. "Hey, does she have to be a spring chicken?"

"As long as she's still a looker, who cares how old she is." Elder Priest said.

"How about the boss?" Tatsumi said as he ran back over to TJ. "TJ, you go back and explain this to her and see if she's okay with it."

"You want me to ask Aunt Najenda to let some creep grope her!?!?" TJ said.

"Can your ability really defeat Lars?" Tatsumi asked. 

"I can't guarantee it but it gives you a real chance." Elder Priest said.

"See? One feel and the entire multiverse can be saved from destruction." Tatsumi said.

"It's sexual harassment, isn't it? Oh well, we got no choice so, I'll ask her." TJ sighed in reluctance. "This deal might save the multiverse, but I'll get an earful from Aunt Najenda."

"Now we got ourselves a deal." Tatsumi said. 

"I accept." Elder Priest said.

"So, what's the special power of yours?" Tatsumi asked.

"I can take the power of someone, no matter how amazing, and increase it beyond unimaginable levels." Elder Priest said.

"If it's that drastic then okay." Tatsumi said.

"Hey, kid, you're the one that pulled the sword out, right?" Elder Priest said.

"Yes." TJ replied.

"Stand over there." Elder Priest said.