The Struggles of my own Incompetence (Big Bang TOP)

The filming of Bae Bae part 2

"Hyung, let me go! You're supposed to go and meet the models you're working with" -_-I yelled at Seungri. Seriously this guy was such an idiot. But at least he looked good in his black shirt with his black leather Blazer. His scene was heavily based around drugs I think, lots of smoke and obviously a gorgeous model.

As I freed myself from his grasp I was hit with the scent of what seemed to be thousands of flowers.

"Wow, I wonder who is working on this set..." I drawled aloud whilst taking in the thousands of brightly coloured violets.( I don't know what they are sorry >•<)

"That would be me dongseng" exclaimed an amused voice from behind. With a wink he continued over to the other members.

What I didn't know was the cheeky things that TOP would be getting up to during his filming. And let me tell you he would have everyone blushing.

All my self proclaimed hyungs looked incredibly sexy in their outfits. I was hard to stay focused on what was being discussed. I was pulled by GD to watch his filming first.

It was an interesting set to say the least. Plastic women's boobs and manikins the main features. His concept was about not being able to touch and get to know women. I didn't agree with his wardrobe ... With the lab coat and other stuff but I couldn't tell him that.

I was pulled out of thoughts by the said man himself when he asked for the impossible.

"Hey, Alex come over here I want you to try acting out my part for the MV." Said Big Bangs leader motioning to the costume designers for an identical outfit to be placed on me.

Before I knew it, I was in the same odd get up as my senior and forced onto set.
To add to the pressure Seungri and Tae young had finished with their individual scenes and had come over to watch.

Basically I had 10 seconds to come up with a cheeky and somewhat dirty concept to fit with the lyrics. Um I couldn't do either of those things! I'm the most awkward person you could ever meet!

I asked one of the models if I could borrow them for the shoot. She happily obliged and waited for instructions.

"I'm in love nune kongkkakji ssuieosseo babe" I said acting like a love sick teen.

"Haui siljonge huin waisyeocheu babe"
Spinning in circles and tripping over someone the plastic bodies.

"Saramiya cheonsaya oh jesus babe"
"Nunbusyeo babe sunklass babe"
I tried continuing by grabbing the sunglasses of the manakin. Only they were glued on so I pulled the entire thing off the wall. The show had to go on so I continued.

"Jeongsini mangsiniya hollyeosseo nege" motioning for the model to come over with one finger. She walked towards me. The finale was basically me touching her o the arm with a cut to the scene. Almost there I thought walking backwards with what I thought was an alluring gaze towards the girl.

"Piga hanjjogeuro tto ssollyeosseo nege
Wiheomhae you're so tankerous babe
Sallyeojwo babe gyeongchal bulleo ba..." I had almost finished but the model got too close and I wasn't looking where I was going so naturally I fell over. She ended up collapsing on top of me earning a few wolf whistles from the audience.

That wasn't the worst of it though, you remember the manakin I pulled off the wall, well when I landed my head smacked against her plastic boobs and to say it hurt would be putting it nicely.

"Ugh... Are you okay?" I said to the girl that was still lying on me. She was starting to get heavy -_-

"Yes, I'm alright thank you for catching me " she said with a blush making a move to get off.

"No problem, it's what I do^.^" I said helping her up.

"You're a sneaky one aren't you dongsaeng" ;) said Daesung with a wink.

"What do you mean?" I honestly didn't know what he was talking about, I was just helping someone up.

"You know what I mean" Daesung continued with a nudge.

Well... I'm not actually that way inclined. See I'm as straight as an arrow.

"You're funny hyung, but was not my intention." I responded, now at this point I only had a loose translation of what lyrics actually meant.

" You speak English really well, where are you from?" Asked Tae Young.

"I'm actually from Australia, and I only just starting learning Korean" I responded. " The truth is, I actually don't know what you guys are singing about haha" I laughed nervously whilst running my fingers though my hair.

At that all my seniors started laughing.
"You must be a virgin" said GD ruffling my hair. That was true but I don't see what that had to do with anything.
Naturally I blushed, while someone grabbed my arm.

"Dongsaeng, your hyung will teach you all you need to know about sticky rice cakes" Said TOP in a deep and husky voice.

"Nnn no thank you hyung, I should be okay " I said prying myself from his grip despite somewhat enjoying the feeling of the close proximity.

With a wink he let me go and motioned for the other boys to come closer towards us. All the individual shots had been completed so they would film the ending tomorrow.

I was tacked into a group hug completely squashed in the centre. -_-

"It's okay dongseng, we will teach you our older manly ways" said Seungri with a shocking slap to my arse.

"He's right as your hyungs we must make sure you get laid" said Daesung in English.

I didn't know weather to laugh or cry at my current predicament. I just wanted to be an idol not do that sort of stuff! Plus I'm a girl, there are bound to be a couple of things they are going to notice!

"That's really not necessary,but thank you for the offer!" I yelped trying to force my way out of the group of bodies.

"Alright guys, it's time to take him back to YG it's almost past curfew." Said GD whilst breaking up the hugging circle.

I shot a greatful glance in the direction of my senior making a dash to the car. I put myself in the back seat watching as Big Bangs members fought over who would be sitting next to me.

So I found myself trying to ignore the sexual education that I was being given by the group. TOP who was sitting next to me ended up running his hand up my thigh for demonstration.

By the time I arrived at YG I was dizzy with the amount of blood that had forcibly rushed to my head as a result of my teachers choice of subject matter.

"Good bye Dongsaeng!" Yelled Seungri, "make sure to remember what we taught you, for next week!" At ng!" Yelled Seungri, "make sure to remember what we taught you, for next week!" At that the black van speed away.

I don't know how I made it back to my dorm without passing out. But thank god I did.

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