The Struggles of my own Incompetence (Big Bang TOP)

Well that went smoother than expected...

So where did we leave off...

My Guess it was somewhere around here... 

I knocked on the door tentatively, this was it. My flight was leaving in an hour. I was ready and so was the rest of Ikon apparently. As B.I pushed the office door open and yelled.

"Listen up YG Nim we have something to tell you."

Well shit, and here I thought I was doing all the talking.

"Yah! B.I stop it!" I said blushing furiously, but did the boy back down? Take a guess guys. 

"No, he needs to know the stress you have had to endure because the company was too lazy to translate the contract." Continued B.I.  YG quirked an eyebrow at his statement. I guess it was time to pitch my plan. 

"YG- nim, the reason why I'm here today is to tell you I'm a girl." I said pushing my way to the front of his desk. 

"Well I guess we do have something to talk about then." He responded not looking at all pleased with the situation. 

TOP's POV

Meanwhile...

Okay, come on you can do this you're almost there 3 blocks to go.  How could she be so stupid! 

This is ridiculous! I really ned to do more cardio when this is all over. 

She'll be lucky I don't kill her after all this. 

Great here comes a mob of fans,  please don't block me! I'll sign anything to want but I need to get to YG first. 

Alex's Pov

" Look there was a misunderstanding on the first day I go here, the contract was in Korean and I barely knew how to string  a sentence together. " I started, before  being rudely interrupted by Junhoe . 

"Look, I mean we all thought hyung... I mean noona was a guy too I mean there isn't anything really distinctly female about her! The receptionist got  confused which is why this all happened." 

Damn, that was harsh... look I know I don't have big breasts or anything but I thought I looked at least a little like a girl. 

"We propose you have a look at this contract and sign it." Said Bobby stepping in front of me. 

"I'll have a..." Started YG before being cut off again.

"Let me give you a run down, Alex wants to come back and work for the company as a translator, you're going to let her otherwise the whole group is going to press charges" Said Bobby cutting him off and pushing the contract forward. 

"Alex, how long are you going to be studying for?" Asked YG before signing the contract. 

"Half a year, then I plan to study on  distance education, if the company will allow it" I replied. Things were going a lot more smoothly than anticipated. 

"You promise not to take any legal action against the company, I'll welcome you aboard as a translator, however you will have to relinquish your position in Ikon. I'll handle the media, you'll also have to work with some of the other groups at YG and sometimes JYP" He said, standing up to shake my hand. 

What the hell was happening? Was this negotiation actually running smoothly? 

"Uh sure..." I said shaking his hand back. Internal happy dance over here! 

"Everyone out, I need to speak to Alex in private." He said motioning for me to sit.  So I did, I smiled at Bobby to let him know I was okay and watched as the boys filed out. He didn't give me a chance to settle into the seat before saying: 

"Alex, I found out you were a girl a week into your debut but I didn't want to pull you out of the group." Honestly I was pretty shocked, right then and there. Looking down at the desk I tried to process how he could have possibly known. 

"But, how?!?" I asked incredulously, honestly, my heart couldn't take this shit anymore.

"When I was looking over your contract, obviously" He replied rolling his eyes.  I must have ticked the right box. It was a fifty, fifty chance there. 

 And might I say, damn this guy was being sassy! My face at this point probably matched the freshly painted white walls of his massive office. He didn't really give me too long to mull over my thoughts before continuing. 

"I just wanted to ask you if this is really what you want, you are extremely valuable to the company which is why I'm going to let you stay on in the other role." He stated, eyeing me  carefully. This guy was prepared to cover for me if anything happened. How could I leave? 

"Yes, it is what I want, I can't ruin the others carriers it has to be this way". I said smiling at the older man. 

"I'll send you the paperwork, have a safe flight and I'll see you in six months." He smiled back before handing me an envelope. I opened it and saw at least a thousand dollars in it. 

"What's this for?" I asked before moving towards the door. 

"Think of it as a down payment for the songs you'll be continuing to write for Ikon, now get out of here kid, you have a flight to catch." He said with a wink. Look I wasn't going to say no! So I quickly ran over and gave him a hug. He seemed taken aback at first but relaxed a little before pulling away and ruffling my hair. 

I ran to the door, to tell the others what had happened. 

"Hey Guys! It's all good I'll be back in 6 months!" Hearing a light crash and some grumbling I assumed that they had all been leaned up against the door trying to listen. 

"WOOOOOOO! NOONA IS COMING BACK!" Shouted B.I tackling me into a hug the other members all joined in. 

"Holy shit, what am I going to do about Top" I cursed aloud. He's actually going to kill me. 

TOP's Pov

"Okay! Listen up! I need to get to YG you guys follow me there and don't block me getting through I'll G-Dragon and I will sign one thing per person!" I tried, yelling above everyone's  screams I was 5 minutes from YG. Surely I could make it.  

Woooow guys another chapter! Sorry about the sporadic updates I'll try and get another one out before November! Thank you to all those commenting and voting as always! You guys are truly a fantastic bunch of people and I thank you for the overwhelming support! 

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