BAPA One-Shots

iThink They Kissed (Part 1)

Requested by blizlady

No One's POV:

Mika, Chapa and Bose are sitting on the Man's Nest couch, eating a bowl if vegetables. Miles was off hanging with his guy, Harlito. Suddenly, Chapa screamed out in pain.

Chapa: "Ow!"

Mika: "What's wrong?"

Chapa: "I don't know."

Chapa reaches into her mouth and pulls out a tooth.

Mika: "Oh my God, you lost a tooth!"

Chapa: "See what you get for eatin' vegetables?"

Chapa sets the tooth aside and continues to eat, while still crying in pain. Bose was getting really worried.

Chapa: "Ow, ow. Ah..."

Mika: "Stop that!"

Chapa: "Come on, I'm hungry!"

Bose: "But you just had a tooth fall out."

Mika: "You can't be eating corn on the cob."

Chapa: "Ah, what's the big shizz? It's normal for teeth to fall out."

Mika: "Yeah, when you're five."

Bose: "Or ninety."

Mika: "How long has it been since you went to a dentist?"

Chapa: "I don't know, two... twelve years."

Mika: "What?!"

Bose: "Years?"

Mika: "You're supposed to go every six months."

Chapa: "Yeah, I'll add that to my list of things that'll never happen."

Chapa continues to eat corn.

Chapa: "Ow."

Suddenly, Ray comes in with two shirts.

Ray: "Hey, you guys, which one of these shirts do you think I should wear tomorrow?"

Mika: "To where?"

Ray: "Prison."

Everyone else is confused.

Bose: "Prison?"

Mika: "Oh my God, what did you download?"

Ray: "Nothing."

Ray thinks it over for a second.

Ray: "Yeah, nothing. That's not why I'm going to prison."

Mika: "Then why?"

Ray: "To teach art. I volunteered for this program where people help prisoners learn valuable skills, so when they get out, they won't have to go back to a life of crime."

Chapa: "Sure. Why would a dude rob a bank when he can build a robot out of soda bottles?"

Ray gestures to Chapa.

Ray: "Hey, is she eating my corn? That was the last piece of corn."

Mika: "No, she's not."

Mika takes the corn cob out of Chapa's hands and gives it to Ray.

Mika: "But she is going to see a dentist."

Ray: "Hey, what's on this corn, barbecue sauce?"

Bose: "Chapa's blood."

Ray throws the corn cob behind him. Later, Mika and Chapa are at the dentist.

Nurse: "All right, Chapa, just sit here and let me adjust this for you."