BAPA One-Shots

Mini One-Shots 2

(Warning: might be sexual, swearing)

Miles: "I don't get what the big deal is. Just talk to Eddie, get him to move Hellfire to another night."

Chapa: "Pfft, 'just talk to Eddie.'"

Bose: "Why don't you just talk to your coach and get him to move the game?"

Chapa: "I think that's a great idea, Bose."

Bose: "Aww, thank you, Chapa."

Chapa giggles and kisses Bose.

Miles: "This is the championship game!"

Chapa: *mockingly* "And this is the end of Eddie's campaign!" *normally* "A semester of adventuring has led to this moment, and we need you."

Bose: "Yeah, and the Honey Badgers don't, you've been on the bench all year."

Miles: "That's not the point."

Chapa: "Please arrive at the point."

Miles: "If I get in good with these guys, I'll be in the popular crowd, and then, you guys will be, too."

Bose: "Has it ever occured to you that we don't want to be popular?"

Miles: "So you wanna be stuck with the nerds and freaks for three more years?"

Chapa: "We are nerds and freaks."

Miles: "Yeah, but maybe, we don't have to be."

There is a few seconds of silence.

Miles: "Look... I'm tired of being bullied. I'm tired of girls laughing at us, I'm tired of feeling like a loser. We came to High School wanting things to be different, right?"

Bose and Chapa nod.

Miles: "So now, we finally have that chance. I skip tonight, that's all out the window. So, I'm asking you guys, as a friend, talk to Eddie, get him to move Hellfire, come to my game. Please."

The bell rings. Miles walks into a classroom.

Chapa: *sighs* "Shit."

Bose: "Just to get this out there, I don't view you as a nerd or freak."

Chapa blushes.

Chapa: "Aww, you don't?"

Bose: "I view you as smart and beautiful."

Chapa giggles while still blushing.

Chapa: "Bosey..."

Bose and Chapa kiss again, but for longer.
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Bose and Chapa are out for a night drive, then they decide on doing something "a little more dangerous." They stop at some random place.

Bose: "Look at 'em there. Pretty maids all in a row. I want the one on the left, she's perfect. Which one do you want? Huh? Huh?"

Chapa: "Does it make a difference?"

Bose: "Oh, yeah. Wait a second, is this your first time?"

Chapa: "Yeah, Bose, it is."

Bose: "Oh, man, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live."

They get closer to a cow.

Bose: *whispers* "Okay, she's sleeping. So, what you do is put your shoulder into her, and you push."

Chapa: "And...?"

Bose: "They fall over."

Bose chuckles.