BAPA One-Shots

Hot Badass

Chapa's POV:

My god, do these crimes have get much more pointless? We just came back from fighting another Jeff crime, and I don't even wanna get into what happened because there's no point in even still trying to remember it.

Captain Man: "If I have to deal with one more Jeff crime in the future, I'm gonna go completely insane."

Schwoz: "That dude makes me sick."

AWOL: "Dude, you know we're gonna have to deal with another Jeff crime in the future."

Shout-Out: "Yeah, you need to calm down."

Captain Man: "The only person who's allowed to say--"

I knew what was coming, and I wasn't having it again. Before Ray could finish, I zap him.

Captain Man: "OW!"

Me: "We're not doing this again."

Captain Man: "Alright, fine."

Bose's POV:

You know, I've never really noticed this, but I really like when Chapa zaps somebody. It sounds strange, but I think Chapa looks kind of hot when she uses her powers. She is such a badass. I'm surprised no one has ever told her that. I definitely should.

Later That Day

(Still) Bose's POV:

Me and the rest of Danger Force had just finished fighting a decent crime. We were up against the Time Jerker, and even though he kept using old time puns, it's was kind of worth the fight. When we wrap up, we start to leave, with Chapa and I walking behind everyone else.

Me: "I'll tell ya, this crime was better than the one earlier."

Volt: "Yeah, for real. I always like a challenge. Jeff is too easy, and he's annoying."

Me: "Yup."

I take a deep breath.

Me: "Hey, uh, can I tell you something?"

Volt: "Of course."

Me: "Well, um...I think it was kind of cool when you zapped Ray earlier before he could finish his sentence."

Volt: "Oh, yeah. He is pretty annoying, sometimes, and I didn't wanna hear the same thing twice, even though the first time happened three or so years ago."

Me: "Yeah, but still. If I'm being completely honest, it was kind of badass."

Chapa stops and looks at me a bit surprised.

Volt: "You really thought that was badass?"

Me: "Mm-hmm."

Volt: "Wow, I...I don't think anyone has ever said that about anything I do."

Me: "Well, they obviously know nothing. Everything you do is SO badass. In fact, I think it's kind of hot, too."

Chapa's eyes widen, and her face turns a little red.

Volt: "Y-you think so?"

Me: "Oh, yeah, of course. In fact, I've always felt that way ever since we started fighting crime."

Volt: *whistles* "Wow, the fact that you managed to keep that in for about three years kind of amazes me."

Me: *chuckles* "Well, there's no way I can't keep this in for any longer."

Chapa's POV:

Bose gets closer to me and kisses my cheek. As soon as he did, I felt myself getting more flustered. When he pulled away, I gently grabbed his shoulder, and kissed him back, on the lips this time. A few seconds later, the both of us were fully kissing. We both got lost in each other's lips as they kept meeting with each other. When we pull away, we smile at each other.

Me: "You're hot, too."

Brainstorm: "Aww."