BAPA One-Shots

Glerp's Back

(Warning: bad language)

Chapa's POV:

A lot has happened in the past few days, and I don't even know how to start. Though, I guess I can start with when we got a surprise visit from a familiar someone...

Flashback to three days ago

Chapa's POV:

Me, Miles, Mika and Bose were all sitting in the Man's Nest playing a card game. One of us was getting close to winning, but there was no way to tell who it was that was close. Suddenly, a flash appeared behind them, and a familiar face was standing there.

Glerp: "Hello, everyone."

All (except Glerp): *scared* "AHH!"

Mika: "Glerp, what are you doing back here?"

Glerp: "I couldn't wait any longer to see my Bosey again. There he is!"

As soon as she spotted Bose, she immediately ran over to him and gribbled him. Sure enough, his hair started to turn white. his was kind of annoying, to be honest. I mean, it has been ever since she first came to Earth, but this was kind of becoming a bit too personal.

Pretty soon, Bose and Glerp went out on another date again, and we knew we had to prepare Ray's age-reversing treadmill when they got back.

Miles: "Those two are just inseparable."

Mika: "Yeah, nothing can ever come between those two."

I wanted to do something, but I couldn't. I was just too annoyed at the fact that Bleep has to gribble Bose right in front of everyone else. More than that, I felt a little...sad. Am I...am I jealous of their relationship? I tried not to think about it.

Miles: "You alright, Chapa?"

Me: "Huh? Oh, yeah, I...couldn't think of what to say."

Miles: "Fair."

Me: "Actually, in fact...I think I'm going to head home. My head hurts a little."

Mika: "Oh...well, get well soon, then."

Me: *chuckles* "I guess."

I walked up towards the tube pad, and I went down. But I wasn't actually going home. Nope, I sure as hell just lied to Mika and Miles. I was going to follow Glerp and Bose to see where they were going. However, I couldn't go as just myself. I had to have a disguise.

Luckily, I had a gumball in my pocket that Schwoz made for just such occasions. I ducked behind an alley, popped the gumball, and I suddenly had an all-black wardrobe on, and even my face was covered. It was perfect.

I followed them in my disguise, and sure enough, they were back a Hip Hop Puree. They sat down, I snuck past them to sit at a table near them without being seen. I begin to listen to their conversation.

It was boring as shit. They were basically just talking about what's been going on during their time apart. After a few minutes, they had their purees, and they continued talking. Soon after, they were done with the place and left. I snuck out and followed them again.

I was getting sick of this, and the disguise was getting pretty uncomfortable. It was hot as fuck outside, and I couldn't take this anymore. I decided to put a stop to this.

Me: "Hey, you two!"

They turned around and saw me, but of course, Bose didn't recognize me. The costume was still working, but I had to take it off. When I did, both of them looked shocked.

Glerp: "Have you been following us this whole time?!"

Me: "That doesn't matter! I want this to stop now. I'm sick of you two always laughing and having fun together and... gribbling which, cleary, nobody wants to see you do! I hate seeing all of it!"

Bose looks surprised by this.

Bose: "Chapa...why do you care so much about this?"

Me: "Because...I like you, Bose."

Bose: "You...really?"

Me: "Yes. I've been wanting to say it for a long time, and...I really think we should be together."

Glerp: "No way, Bose is mine!"

Me: "Back up, Glerp. I've known Bose for longer than you have, so if anything, I deserve him, not you."

Glerp: "No, YOU back up, bitch!"

Oh no, she did not.

Me: "Why, you little..."

I basically hurled myself at Glerp and tackled her to the ground. Before long, we were full-on fighting. Bose couldn't figure out what to do to break us apart. Eventually, he put a stop to it.

Bose: "BOTH OF YOU, STOP RIGHT NOW!"

When he said that, we both stop and look at him in surprised.

Bose: "Look, I get that you both like me, but this is no way to get with me. In fact, if you're going to be like this, then the both of you don't deserve me."

With that, he walks away from us in disappointment. Glerp and I look at each other and realize he's right.

Me: "What have we done?"

Glerp: "Bose is right. We should've at least talked instead of fighting, and now, neither of us get him."

The both of us get up off the ground. Glerp tries to hug me, but I was not about to "catch old."

Me: "We need to fix this. I can't stand to see Bose like this."

Glerp: "No...give him some time, and hopefully, he'll cool off."

Me: "I guess you're right."

(Sorry about this chapter ending like this, I didn't know how to end it properly, so I kind of half-assed it)