ODDS OF LOVE : SEASON ELEVEN

Episode 196

LuLu was exhausted. And so was her husband Jonah. Because all their seven month old triplets Sapphire, Ruby and Pearl did constantly was cry. And scream. And eat. LuLu was forever on the go making bottle after bottle of formula. And once they ate greedily she ended up changing diaper after diaper after diaper.

As she waved her husband off to his job selling gag gifts and whatnot she eagerly sat on the porch swing. She missed her wall but that evil man next door had made her take it down. That bully in the wheelchair. But at least she had also had them tear down the ramp so he could not get on her porch.

Of course, she thought as she slipped off her fuzzy bedroom slippers and wiggled her red painted toes , Jonah had made her promise to " not fight anymore with them next door" since the Black one's mother had been shot that day in March. What a horrible day that was. That awful cop's mother shooting everyone. Herself going into premature labor with those awful demon things upstairs. It was all that blind judge's fault. He should never have dismissed the case against the woman who had shot her Jimmy like she did. He probably just did it because he was gay and married to a young Black man. They all stuck together, she snorted.

Then she looked next door and saw DuBuis Lane stepping outside to pick up the newspaper.

Hmmm. A better way to get Spencer's dandruff ruffled would be to steal his man away. And she could definitely do it. She always had thought she could turn a gay man straight fast. Hmmm. She narrowed her eyes at the big tall broadly built handsome Black man. She wondered if she could do it.

Of course she had to get back on birth control because she was not having anymore brats. And she needed to lose baby related weight which was why she had wooed Jonah into getting her a membership at Fitness Blast at the mall.

Yes. Once she got her old body back again she was going to steal Spencer Norland - Lane's man.

She smiled softly. She couldn't wait.