family forever
Tara: sorry I was so out of the loop from the chat the other day, I was busy
Derek: no one asked but good for u
Emily: derek stfu baldie, did u get spencer to love u again?
Derek: not yet, he's still mad at me about the movies lol
Spencer: as I SHOULD!!! Emily, you're closest to his desk, smack his bald ass head for me
Derek: Prentiss if u come near my desk
Derek: OW WHAT THE FUCK
Emily: LMAO IT WASN'T ME THO IT WASN'T LIKE I WASN'T PLANNING ON DOING IT
Derek: ALLY WAS IT U? I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO U IN A WHILE WTF
Ally: lol I've been in bossman's office this whole time loser
Hotch: I can vouch for that^
Derek: don't u mean u were in bossman
Derek: or he was in u ;)
Derek: OW WHOEVER'S HITTING ME NEEDS TO STOP
Garcia: oh my sweet chocolate, you deserved that one
Hotch: ^
Rossi: it was me, sorry
Derek: WHO'S TEACHING THE ITALIAN TO HIT CO WORKERS IMA GO OFF ON U
Ally: who hasn't tbh
Tara: fr ^ derek cope or cry idgaf
Spencer: I swear Rossi's sick of our shit
Spencer: and by our shit, I mean Derek's shit
Ally: LMAO!!!
Emily: SPENCER UR SO FIESTY TODAY I CAN'T-
Garcia: I like innocent reid better
Derek: me too baby girl
Derek: why am I the one being bullied today
Ally: because you're the easiest target
Elle: man I wish I was still on the team so I can see derek getting bullied
Ally: BITCH THEN COME BACK TF
Derek: nah she can stay right where she is
Elle: someone smack him for me
Derek: ALLY WHAT THE FUCK
Ally: I always listen to my besties der der sorry :)
Derek: HOTCH WHY AREN'T U STOPPING THIS
Hotch: Guys. Stop.
Hotch: There. I stopped it.
Tara: lol
Rossi: anyway I brought food in
Ally: MOVE OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY BITCHES
Derek: BITCH U NEARLY RAN ME OVER
Emily: not Hotch laughing omg
Hotch: I wasn't laughing. I was..
Hotch: ok fine I was laughing. It was funny.
Derek: ima quit
Spencer: You won't tho
Derek: u sure about that
Spencer: Yes. You bitch and whine for a few hours then you're all good. I know you, Derek
Derek: why tf aren't we back together yet, the waiting is killing me
Elle: ngl I was wondering the same thing ^
Spencer: because...I don't know.
Derek: spencer ur going on a fucking date with me tonight. no ands ifs or buts about it
Spencer: well what if I already have plans
Emily: who tf do u have plans with? lol
Ally: probably his hand and his dick
Tara: I just gasped
Elle: ALLY!!
Emily: oh
Hotch: Really, Ally?
Rossi: Allison...
Spencer: what are you talking about, why would I have plans with my hand and genital area
Spencer: oh wait what the hell, I just got what that meant
Derek: that's hot ngl lol
Garcia: Derek.
Ally: am I wrong
Spencer: uh YEAH??
Derek: but fr though, go on a date with me tonight
Spencer: I don't know
Elle: Spence he isn't going to stop until you agree
Spencer: alright fine. Just no funny business
Derek: trust me, I'll be 100% serious
Spencer: hm I doubt it but sure
Derek: I'm not always mr. funny guy u know
Spencer: ok. Prove it to me then tonight.
Derek: I will.
Ally: and spare us any details of ur night out, I don't wanna hear about it lol
Derek: just for that, u now will ;)
Spencer: DEREK. Don't make me change my mind.
Derek: Sorry
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I'm kinda glad this book is ending, I'm running out of ideas lol
