family forever
Ally: who painted on my mfing desk, I will ruin u
Spencer: oh my
Derek: YOOOO LMAO
Derek: wasn't me tho
Ally: derek ur literally known for lying, I will beat ur ass rn in front of everyone
Derek: bitch not everything involves me and I stg I didn't touch ur desk!!
Derek: ask penny, I was with her in her office
Garcia: ^ :)
Ally: ok fine so who was it? I want names
Emily: omg TARA ANN LEWIS
Ally: tara wouldn't do this >:(
Emily: no it was me but it was on accident. I was trying to aim at derek's desk. Tara loaded the paint gun wrong
Hotch: I beg your pardon?!
Hotch: Prentiss, Lewis, my office. Now.
Ally: yall r in trouble, I can't get u outta this one besties
Tara: I SWORE I THOUGHT I PLACED IT CORRECTLY
Emily: well u didn't and now we're in trouble!!!
Hotch: LADIES. MY OFFICE. NOW.
Emily: we're coming bossman geez
Spencer: are we sure this was an accident? because Derek's desk is across from Ally's.
Rossi: ^
Garcia: I'll check my cameras to be sure
Ally: y would they do this on purpose
Derek: maybe it was a prank gone wrong or something
Ally: anyway my desk is fully painted on and idk if it can be wiped off
Spencer: You'd probably have to use bleach and water to take it off
Ally: probably? ur a genius who knows everything, r u not?
Spencer: listen I'm too tired to speak of any statistics, ok?
Garcia: yea chocolate thunder was right. definitely prank gone wrong. I could tell by the looks on their faces when the paint gun exploded
Derek: I was actually right about something?
Derek: TAKE THAT ALLY WALLY.
Ally: shut the fuck up please :)
Rossi: can we all just be nice to each other for once?
Rossi: I'm having Italian night tomorrow night, so if you're all good, I'll let you drink the wine I bought first before tasting my food.
Ally: OMG I'LL BEHAVE DAVID. I SWEAR
Rossi: Thank you :)
Hotch: Ally, Emily and Tara have something they want to say to you.
Emily: We're so sorry Ally
Tara: yeah can u forgive us?
Ally: yes ofc :)
Ally: but u bitches will be the ones to clean up my desk
Hotch: That's exactly what I told them :)
Ally: ur so hot I swear
Hotch: :)
Derek: alright before they start going at it, can we go back to acknowledging that I was right about something for once?
Rossi: it was one time, Derek. It's not that exciting.
Spencer: Lol
Ally: oh btw how did ur guys' date go
Derek: it was good. We're taking things slowly.
Spencer: uh aha yeah slowly.
Ally: fucking liars, I knew it was more than good. Spence has a hickey on his neck lmao
Ally: if yall r back to fuckin great news!!! :D
Derek: ...
Derek: anyway, Italian night at ur place Rossi?
Rossi: yes tomorrow night. Bring your appetite
Derek: sir yes sir!!!
Ally: hotch wear that one tie that I love on u sm
Hotch: sure.
Tara: the pink and blue one?
Tara: didn't u say that it was the most ridiculous tie u have ever seen sir
Hotch: TARA!!
Emily: wifey stfu, I'm saying this in a loving way
Ally: ?? but u said it was adorable and that I had great taste in ties
Hotch: It is, baby, Tara is just spreading lies
Tara: but u said
Spencer: lol go emily, take her phone!!!
Emily: she is not getting it back until tonight
Ally: if u don't like it babe then just say so. I won't be mad
Hotch: Ally I love it. I mean it.
Ally: no u don't. tell me the truth, I promise I won't go crazy
Hotch: ...
Hotch: Alright fine it's not the greatest tie you've given me. It doesn't go with any of my suits
Ally: BITCH I KNEW IT I KNEW IT GIVE ME THAT TIE I WANNA CHOKE U WITH IT
Derek: am I the only one who finds this amusing?
Spencer: Everyone knows, you're literally the only one laughing at your desk.
Hotch: Allison, you promised you wouldn't go crazy
Ally: IT WAS A TEST NOW GIMME THE TIE
Hotch: I don't even have it with me!
Emily: that's because he threw it out-tara
Garcia: oh my
Hotch: TARA GIVE EMILY HER PHONE BACK
Ally: U THREW IT OUT????
Rossi: Ally calm down, right now! Do you want my food or not?
Ally: fine but this isn't over
Ally: morgan if u don't stop laughing, u will not be laughing within the next 30 seconds because my fist will be down ur throat so fast, it will not feel good
Derek: idk sounds kind of kinky
Spencer: WHAT
Derek: baby I'm just kidding
Spencer: Better be or I'll join forces with Ally and believe me, you don't want that
Ally: fr fr ^ yall better watch out, u won't know what we're capable of
Derek: yes doctor
Emily: my wife's in time out fr fr I'll have to talk to her when work is over
Derek: fucking does not count as talking, Emily
Garcia: can we have a normal convo for once
Rossi: ^ agreed
Hotch: ^
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next chapter will be the last
