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Emily: IT'S WEDDING TIME BITCHES MWAHAHAHAHA
Tara: GET UR ASSES UP RN SO WE CAN GET OUR FUCKING HAIR DONE
Ally: I'm already up, tf?
Ally: and I just realized...is elle still in the wedding party or no?
Emily: yes she is. Hotch forgot to add her the other day lmao
Ally: AARON HOTCHNER ADD ELLE BELLE BACK IN THE CHAT
Hotch: ok ok I will.
*Hotch added Elle to the chat*
Ally: ELLE!!!!
Elle: omg hi ally!! it's been a hot minute
Ally: i wish u didn't quit the team but i get it
Elle: it's fine, I'm seeing someone new now
Ally: omg who is it??
Tara: GUYS WEDDING. GET READY. MY PARTY NEEDS TO BE HERE IN LIKE, 15 MINUTES.
Emily: SAME WITH MY PARTY
Ally: wait who does the flower girl go with?
Emily: either one as long as u get to the church on time
Ally: kk :)
Ally: i'll be riding w my booboo so no need to worry
Elle: boo? who?
Ally: y r u crying elle
Elle: huh?
Ally: nvm lol
Hotch: babe come on let's get you ready
Elle: wait BABE?? UR DATING HOTCH AGAIN??
Ally: i'll explain it later bae
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Emily: DEREK THE WEDDING HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET WHY TF DID U GO GET A SUB
Derek: I was hungry, I'm sorry!!
Garcia: hot chocolate, you couldn't wait??
Derek: no cause I didn't eat anything this morning
Spencer: I ate. Bathed. Read books. Got ready. Am currently ready for this thing to begin
Rossi: me too but minus the books part
Spencer: ally you look gorgeous
Ally: thank u :)
Ally: I cannot wait until I throw these flowers on the floor :))
Hotch: you'll do a great job baby
Ally: I hate that I can't see u rn otherwise we'd be making out in ur car
Hotch: Later.
Spencer: oh puke
Garcia: spencer now is not the time, can this wait??
Spencer: fine.
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Tara: we r officially married!!! Mrs. and Mrs. Emily Prentiss
Ally: so cute!! congrats my babies!!
Emily: :)
Derek: wait who invited jj?
Elle: JJ'S HERE?? WTF
Emily: Tara and I didn't invite her, who squealed??
Hotch: What the-and she brought the baby?
Ally: oh hell to the fucking no, who invited blondie??
Hotch: Ally, stay calm. I'll handle this.
Rossi: I'll make sure she doesn't attack JJ
Garcia: this is supposed to be a happy day!!
Elle: JJ just handed the baby to Hotch. Is she walking over to u ally?
Ally: ima fight
Rossi: Allison, no!
Derek: ally wally stop it rn don't get upset
Spencer: and don't fight in front of the baby!
Ally: yall r no fun
Ally: ya she's def walking over to me. I can't read her face tho i'd like to punch it
Tara: don't ally pls
Ally: fine
Spencer: alright so she asked to speak to ally alone
Tara: they're sitting at a table
Rossi: ally looks like she's about to throw a punch
Rossi: oh no her expression softened
Spencer: huh. Are they having a peace negotiation?
Emily: seems like it to me
Elle: ally doesn't look like she believes what she's saying
Garcia: why is she waving me over
Derek: if she talks shit about u baby girl let me know
Garcia: alright guys you might not like this but...
*-added JJ to the chat*
Elle: did she bribe u garcia??
Spencer: oh no this can't be good
JJ: guys I'm not here to start drama I promise. I apologized to Ally for how I treated her
Emily: who told u about the wedding destination??
JJ: Spence did
Tara: SPENCER???
Derek: what?
Rossi: why did I see this coming
Spencer: I'm sorry! I just figured if JJ waltzed back into Hotch's life, he'll see he belongs with JJ and Ally belongs with me
Ally: spencer what the fuck
JJ: u tried to break them up? If u did this months ago, I would've been on board but i'm a different person now
JJ: I'm engaged to someone named Luke.
Tara: Reid ur a little shit u know that lol
Spencer: well I just think ally deserves better than our boss
Derek: Spencer Walter Reid, this needs to end now. For the fucking last time, Ally does not fucking love you. She is with our boss and will not leave him for you for any reason at all. You can try to win her back all you want but in the end, you're only fooling yourself. For someone who's so smart, you're the definition of dumb. She doesn't want you. Open your eyes. I'm in front of you. I want YOU. No one else. YOU. Why can't you see that??
Elle: damn u know when derek uses grammar he's serious
Ally: fr fr
Spencer: I-
Emily: he's speechless lmao
Ally: aww hotch is still holding the baby :)
JJ: isn't she beautiful
Ally: she is tho I want one of those
Rossi: Spencer you need to realize that Ally has moved on ever since you cheated on her with Derek. Now, you guys are supposed to be friends. You're lucky she's still in your life. For that, you should be grateful. You have a bald-headed man that wants you. Give him another chance. You know he's right.
JJ: I'm sorry I know this is supposed to be a serious time but I just can't with the bald-headed man comment LMAOOO
Ally: Rossi is lowkey savage and I'm all for it lmao
Elle: LMAO ROSSI U KILL ME
Derek: thank u rossi and I will get u back for that comment btw
Garcia: I'm sorry but I'm in tears and not from sadness LOL
Elle: hey hotch wants to know if someone can hold the baby
JJ: I will.
Hotch: I was about to give a long ass speech but Morgan beat me to it, damn
Hotch: Anyway, Ally is who I want to be with. It's over between you and her, Reid. Please...stop.
Spencer: I felt the passion in the kiss we shared. I thought she felt it too. We made out.
Ally: Spence I didn't mean to lead u on but when we kissed, I definitely knew it was over. I didn't feel a thing.
Spencer: But the kiss lasted 2 minutes and 30 seconds
Ally: idk why u timed our make out sesh but anyway, reid, face it. it's over. I'm sorry
Spencer: Ok. I'll leave you guys alone. Sorry.
Ally: but on the bright side, if u hadn't told jj about where the wedding was, I'd probably still be hating her guts but we're good again so thank u :)
Spencer: You're welcome.
Rossi: Finally. Can we get off our phones and enjoy the party now?
Elle: yes
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This book is coming to a close. I'm thinking next chapter will be the last but idk yet. Btw did you expect JJ to make a comeback?? ;)
