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Garcia: GUYS IT'S ALLY'S BDAY
Emily: omg we need to take her out drinking tonight
Tara: fr fr!!
Hotch: No she's spending it with me. I have things planned for her.
Emily: bitch we're literally her bffs, let us spend the day with her and u can spend the evening with her
Tara: fr fr what kind of friends would we be if we didn't do anything for her
Garcia: I already made a cake and everything
Hotch: omg fine
Derek: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLY WALLY
Garcia: is she asleep?
Emily: obviously, most likely in bossman's bed ;))
Tara: derek did u decide about forgiving ally
Derek: I was thinking about it and realized it really wasn't her fault, it was mine, I drove them to kiss for closure. I shouldn't have been so pressed about it
Tara: how about spencer?? is he still obsessing over getting ally back?
Derek: we're in the talking stages but ya he's still determined of winning her back
Hotch: Does he realize Ally and I are back together?
Derek: yeah but he believes ur stringing her along.
Hotch: Tell him I'm not. I'm serious about her this time
Ally: good morning bitches!!
Garcia: OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETNESS
Emily: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLY WALLY
Ally: ur lucky I'm in a good mood baldy or u would catch these hands
Derek: OW WTF SOMEONE SMACKED ME
Rossi: That was me, sorry.
Rossi: happy birthday, Allison!
Emily: omg I didn't know Rossi had that much smack in him lmao
Ally: that was fucking hilarious, I am so sorry Morgan
Ally: also thank u rossi :))
Rossi: No problem :)
Spencer: Happy birthday, Ally.
Ally: thank u spencer
Ally: I hope we're still cool.
Spencer: We are.
Derek: are we, pretty boy?
Spencer: Yes.
Derek: yet we're not back together.
Spencer: Because I'm in love with Ally.
Hotch: Who doesn't love you back.
Emily: oop
Spencer: She does. She just won't admit it.
Ally: Spencer it's my birthday. Please don't start this drama.
Spencer: Fine.
Hotch: Reid I know you sometimes don't comprehend certain things, but you know deep down inside, Ally doesn't want you the way she wants me. It was for closure's sake for you and her and now that you two got it out of the way, you convinced yourself that you still have a shot with her which you don't. So, please, give up.
Emily: oop again
Ally: can we not kill the mood please
Derek: shots fired
Rossi: WHERE???
Garcia: again, not literally Rossi smh
Rossi: then why does Morgan keep saying it??
Garcia: because it's supposed to be for comedic effect
Tara: ya keep up oldie
Ally: ngl Rossi being so confused is funny
Spencer: I don't care what you say, agent Hotchner. Ally is the love of my life and I will not give up.
Ally: did I fucking mention it's my birthday??? SHUT UP, DON'T BRING DOWN MY MOOD
Derek: wow
Hotch: Don't make me report you, Reid.
Spencer: Report me for what? If I go down, you'll be going down with me considering nobody except for the team knows everyone is in a relationship with one another
Garcia: not totally true...
Rossi: ^
Ally: don't make me spend my birthday by myself if yall keep this up this is your last warning
Emily: guys cool it pls don't let ally spend the day by herself
Hotch: Fine. Sorry Ally.
Spencer: Alright. Sorry Ally.
Ally: thank u. Now here's what I want to do. I will spend the day with my bffs because they know what I like and what I want to do (hopefully, yall bitches better know me tf) and then the rest of the evening, I'll be spending it with Hotchy Wotchy :)))
Derek: Hotchy wotchy I love that
Hotch: Don't ever call me that, Morgan
Derek: but ally gets to? tf?
Ally: because i'm special and ur not ;)))
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Hotch: Emily, Tara and Garcia, I swear if Ally gets drunk before I get to spend time with her, I am not going to be happy.
Tara: we're drinking but ally is drinking the less hard stuff so she won't get drunk
Ally: i'll behave daddy
Emily: yo lmao
Spencer: daddy? more like grandpa
Derek: shots fired lmaooo
Rossi: QUIT SAYING THAT DEREK I BELIEVE IT EVERY TIME
Ally: I'm sorry but LMAO!!!
Ally: and ur confusing hotch w rossi spencer
Ally: rossi is ancient
Ally: hotch is aging like fine wine
Hotch: :)
Rossi: HEY
Emily: LOL
Spencer: they're both old regardless
Rossi: at least I'm italian
Emily: good for u ?
Derek: nah this is too funny
Ally: ok hotchy potchy wotchy time!!!
Tara: already?? damn time flies
Garcia: I am the designated driver so I will drive her to you sir
Hotch: thank you
Tara: but beware we will be blasting lady gaga's song abracadabra in the car
Hotch: idk who that is but sure
Ally: u did not just say that
Emily: Just dance?
Tara: bad romance?
Garcia: she did die with a smile recently with bruno mars
Ally: PAPARAZZI??
Derek: damn ur bout to get it Hotchy lol
Hotch: well according to Reid, I'm old, so
Ally: and hot but still u should know lady gaga
Ally: uk what, we'll be spending the evening blasting her songs and by the end of the night, u will know who she is :)
Derek: LMAO have a good night, Hotch!
Hotch: what did I get myself into
Ally: hehe ;D
