ODDS OF LOVE - SEASON THIRTEEN

Episode 49

LuLu waved a letter in the air in front of Nettie Jean's face. " I got my jury duty summons. They'll pick me. Don't be jealous."

Nettie Jean smirked," Why would they want you? You're dumb as a sack of oppossums with rabies. Barely passed junior year of highschool, didn't you now ? They don't want dumb people on juries. They want educated people like me. "

LuLu snorted ," Educated how? You ain't even been to no college. "

Nettie Jean lifted her head. " I have too. I got my very own degree from Miss Beulah's School of Beauty and Hair Design. I passed all my trimesters. I'd be making people look pretty if I wasn't trying to make it big as a singer and songwriter. I can improve anyone. Even you. "

LuLu narrowed her eyes at her sister. " Why don't you improve the dark roots in your hair then? "

" You first. "

LuLu was about to respond when she and Nettie Jean both noticed the tall handsome young man chatting with Spencer on his front lawn. Both patted their hair and pouted out their lips as they eyed him like he was a tasty chocolate bonbon on a gold trimmed plate.

" Who is that gorgeous creature? ," Nettie Jean purred as her eyes practically devoured him.

" What difference does it make to you ? He'll never want you. Why don't you go practice your off key singing for Rebel next week."

" And why don't you go prepare your lies for the paternity test show on Rebel. Besides at least I'm single. "

LuLu laughed harshly. " You're still married to goofy Zeke. "

" Separated. "

Then Nettie Jean bounced off the porch in her skin tight jeans and halter top , waving at Spencer and the man , calling out," Yoo hoo ! Hello ! Spencer , whose your cutie pie friend ? "

LuLu rolled her eyes and followed her younger sister as she made an effort to stick out her chest suggestively while batting her eyes. " Yes ! Is this another brother of yours , Wheels? He got all the looks in your family apparently ! "