𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑸𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔

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Mynx : I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Yami: Mynx , if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with William?

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William: What's it like being tall?
William: Is it nice?
William: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Yami: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Mynx : It was one time! And I was told not to use magic inside the room!

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Mereoleona: It's October, so we must once again draw battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who do not.
Mynx : What battle line? Nobody likes candy corn.
Fuegoleon: Fuck you, candy corn is delicious.
Mereoleona: And so, the lines are drawn...

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Mereoleona: If you water water, it grows.
Fuegoleon : ...What.
Mynx: She's got a point.

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Mereoleona: What's your biggest fear?
Leopold: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Fuegoleon: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Mynx : Marx.
Leopold: ...
Fuegoleon: ...
Mynx : CLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THREATENED BY HIM! Have you seen his glare?!

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Fuegoleon: Are you laughing at that video of Mynx and Mereoleona fighting?
Leopold: No.
Leopold: I'm laughing at the comments.

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Mereoleona: What would Fuegoleon think?
Mynx : Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if... we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?

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Nozel : I hate Fuegoleon.
Mynx : "Hate' is a strong word.
Nozel : I despise Fuegoleon.
Mynx: That's an even stronger word??
Nozel: I am furthering my opinion

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Fuegoleon: When I was a kid, Mynx told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Yami: They are!
Fuegoleon: FOR REAL?
Yami: No! Why did you fall for it again?

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Yami: Getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isn't a place, it's an emotion.
Julius: 6:00 am isn't a place at all?
Yami: That's because it's an emotion.

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William: So, are you two friends?
Mynx : Yes.
Nozel : No.
Mynx, punches Nozel in the arm: I don't think he heard you.
Nozel: Unfortunately, yes.

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Damnatio: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Mereoleona: No.

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