Balto, to the the Church kids: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that's easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Recca: But how-
Balto, ignoring them: "But how", you may ask. Well, easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "no thanks".
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Fuegoleon : You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Nozel: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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Aphi: So, Balto is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Mereoleona: Why?
Aphi: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Balto, eyes narrowed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Fuegoleon, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Mynx: ....That's Salamander—
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Leopold: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.
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Mynx: I'm a masochist, not a loser.
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Yuno: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
William: Those are bones, Yuno.
Yuno: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.
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Aphi: You know, I really wish you'd just admit you made a mistake sometimes.
Leopold, stirring their coffee: I prefer it with salt.
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*Mynx and Fuegoleon are texting*
Mynx: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.
Fuegoleon : What did they change my name to?
Mynx: Chosen One.
Fuegoleon : Don't change it back.
Mynx: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Fuegoleon : I'm the chosen one.
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Fuegoleon : What is love?
Julius: An emotional minefield.
Nozel: A neurochemical reaction.
Balto: Baby don't hurt me.
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Leopold: Is this a good idea?
Leopold: Probably not.
Leopold: Do I care?
Leopold: No.
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Marx: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Aphi: What? No good morning?
Marx: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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Julius: Aphi, I need some advice.
Aphi: You need advice from ME?
Julius: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
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Mynx: We're going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Nozel: We're not friends.
Mynx, holding an axe: We're going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
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The Vice Captain of the Crimson Lions
AdventureWhat if there was a Magic Knight with Cosmic Magic? Who is she to the Vermillion Family? What is her story? Mynx was orphaned as a baby, abandoned by her family right outside of a familiar village. The only difference is that a certain eldest siste...
