Alright guys it's about that time and today's question of the day is: POV: You've been arrested for a crime and have to spend o1 month in jail before release but during that time you have to be in the same cell as these villains. Which one would you rather have as a cellmate? As of the making of this chapter 2 people responded.
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The first one out is immediately Celenike. I've said this once and I'll say it again I do not want to be within 50 feet of this evil rapist bitch. Having her as my cellmate would be a nightmare because she would just rape and torture me just for fun. I don't care how hot and beautiful she is, I wouldn't last a single day in jail with her as my cellmate. Shit by the time the next day arrives a prison guard's gonna find me dead in my cell because Celenike either killed me or I either died by suicide because I would rather just die than be in the same space as her.
Speaking of rape get the Booty Warrior the fuck up out of here. Ain't no way I'm letting this freak in the same cell as me just so he can look me dead in the eyes saying "I came looking for man's butt." Followed up with "Now I'll tell you want I like you and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours." Yeah nah somebody please let me die before this bastard so much as lays a finger on me.
Next up let's get Sukuna the fuck up out of here. You'd have to absolutely be fucked up in the head if you think you can survive one month in jail with this bastard when he can just simply kill you just for breathing and existing. Yeah nah put me in death row at that point because clearly execution is better than being Sukuna's cellmate.
While we're at it get Makima the fuck up out of here. Do I even need to explain myself? Are we not looking at the same woman who literally tortures people both physically and psychologically? Again I don't care about her hot ass body I ain't trying to deal with this insane lunatic.
Speaking of insane lunatics if I see Orochimaru as my cellmate I might as well be on my way to Jesus. I doubt prison will stop this man from doing some form of experimentations on me and making me his lab rat. Maybe Boruto era Orohimaru would be a different story but Naruto era Orochimaru? Yeah nah take me sweet death.
Ain't nobody trying to be in the same cell as Daki. Bro imagine trying to go to sleep at night in your cell and all of the sudden Daki comes out of nowhere to eat you. And before someone says "But Daki manly targets women." She was gonna eat Tanjiro and co if she had actually beat them and even if that wasn't the case her brother would most definitely eat me. And a cell with Daki is good? Hell no!
Bro please get me away from Poison Ivy this bitch will brainwash me and make me her puppet and Imma say it again. I don't care about her hot ass body I'm not trying to serve my time with her bitch ass either lecturing me about plant life being better than human life or she brainwashes me and I all of the sudden become her minion like those guards in Arkham Asylum and the inmates in Arkham City. No time is worth being traumatized.
In my opinion the safest choice is Tomura Shigaraki. Out of everyone on this list Shigaraki is the most chill he won't do any weird shit to me and he certainly wouldn't destroy just because. The only way Shigaraki can be a problem is if I provoke him, but as long as I don't do that I should be fine. Hell Shigaraki and I can get along over us being gamers and I'd be more than willing to listen why he hates heroes and the world because I understand why he does. So as long as I don't piss him off I think I would rather have Shigaraki as my cellmate while I serve a month in jail.
