Alright guys it's about time and today's question of the day is: POV: You are a man who is offended 900 million dollars to have a one night stand with one of these women for one week which are you choosing? As of the making of this chapter 3 people responded and most said Esdeath.
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See this how I know some of y'all are just down bad for women because the beautiful naked body plus the sexual pleasure she brings is more important your life.
All jokes aside though, Celenike is the first one out. This bitch is a certified predator, raping her own Servant Astolfo as well as little boys and younger men before stabbing them and killing them in the most brutal way possible. I wouldn't last a single night in bed with her let alone a whole week because once I can no longer satisfy Celenike I'll be dead by sunrise.
While we're at it get Lust the Hell up out of her. I'm sure I don't need to remind anyone why smashing the literal embodiment of Lust is a bad idea. This bitch is so sadistic she seduce me to the point of dropping my guard so she can kill me after our ordeal.
Fucking with Malty for a whole week bro you might as well be forfeiting your life as you know it. Boy ain't nobody trying to fuck this evil bitch for a whole week just so she can use it as leverage to frame you for rape and have the law put you on the sex offender registry.
Daki is also a Hell no because she's a goddamn demon. I know somebody's gonna say: "But she only eats women. You're safe." Problem is she's not Akaza, she doesn't have a moral code that stops her from eating or killing men I mean of trying to kill Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke, and Tengen is not proof that the chances of her killing me are absolute zero especially if I look ugly to her I don't know what is.
Next one out is Esdeath. To those saying that you would fuck Esdeath because she wants genuine love well no offense but you're in for a reality check. A the whole purpose of a one night stand that lasts a week is to engage in sexual acts no room for a genuine relationship or love just pure sex so given how sadistic Esdeath is she might just traumatize me cause she sees me as week and will take control just to violate me any chance I get. If she can enslave and kill a weak person what the fuck do you think she's gonna do in a one night stand for 7 whole days especially if you're not attractive as Tatsumi. Yeah no thank you.
Next one out is Makima. See I don't believe she's the type of person to rape or kill somebody while having sex with them. But then again considering how she traumatized Denji both physically and mentally the chances of her not raping or killing someone isn't always zero and I refuse to take that risk.
Honestly Brandish is literally the safest option and I'm surprised nobody chose her yet (because clearly evil women are more important than one's own life) Brandish is pretty chill she's not a rapist, she wouldn't kill me, nor would she try to torture me in any way. Plus she's not a villain and she's easy to get along with. So between all that plus her beauty body especially since she only wears a bra and underwear I just know me and Brandish are gonna have the best time in the bedroom for a week. Easiest money I have ever made in my life.
But y'all let me know who you picked in the comments.
