2 October 2015
Sorry for not updating earlier today. As you know, I got a life-controlling bro here and yeah... you guessed it. He controlled MY LIFE, AGAIN. So....yeah. This is actually not what happened today, but I still wanted to tell.
1 October 2015
(Note: The "Ian" I'm going to mention isn't the "Ian" in Krysina's school or in anyone's one.)
Bro: Ian and I created this stupid story in school. Wanna hear it?
Me: Okay.....I have this bad feeling that I'm going to laugh my head off.
Bro: *ignores me* Mario and Goku are having this brawl.
Me: You mean Super Brawl?
Bro: Okay, yeah whatever. Super Brawl. So, Mario and Goku are fighting....
(From this part onwards is the story)
Goku: TASTE THIS MARIO!*summons a dragon ball and flings it at Mario*
Mario: ARGHHH! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THAT!!
Mario: *eats a mushroom* *Turns into Fire Mario!* Taste the fireball!
( Goku easily dodges the fireball easily)
Goku: How dare you!*Becomes super saiyan Goku*
Mario: *takes out wiki*....His power level...Its Over 9000!!
(Mario takes out his pouch of mushrooms)
Goku: *summons fireball* Dragon-Ball-Z!!
Mario: Uhhhh.. wheres my special mushroom??!!
(dragon ball comes closer)
Mario: URGH! ILL JUST PICK A RANDOM ONE.
(picks a giant mushroom accidentally, and accidentally stomps on Goku.)
(Fights continue for the next 4 hours...)
(I know this part isn't funny, but the "fits of laughter" part is coming. Oh, and I'm gonna skip some part of the story because it's boring.)
Ash: *Comes into Super Brawl* Can I join?
Mario: No, you can't. This is REAL MAN FIGHT!
Goku: Yeah! And you're just a kid!
Ash: Well, me and my pal Pikachu are REAL men!
Ash: *Runs to San Francisco* oh kay, I'm safe. Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: Piiiiiiik...kaaaaaaa...
Mario: *Goes onto Wikipedia and checks Pikachu's power level* *Turns head to Goku* Goku, It's power level .....ITS OVER AN INFINITY PLUS 1!!!! (Oh, BTW, the phrase, "IT'S OVER 9000!!!", came from Dragon-Ball-Z.)
Pikachu: CHUUUUUUUUU!!!
(Okay, from this part onwards is not the story.)
Bro: And the explosion to outer space...*suddenly farts, thankfully not smelly*
*Silence*
Me: *ROARS IN LAUGHTER!!!* IS THAT THE EXPLOSION?!?!?!
Bro: No,no, no! It's not! Anyway...
Me: *Continues laughing like hyenas!*
P.S. My bro edited in some of it...
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