The Diary Of A Totally Not Normal Girl

Wait, is it Thksgvng?

26 November 2015

Okay, before grammar critics come and bombard me:

I purposely spelled a word incorrectly....

Again

:P

Anyway, for those who can't figure out what is "Thksgvng", it's Thanksgiving.

Well....I'm not sure whether:

1) Thanksgiving has already past

2) Thanksgiving is today

3) Thanksgiving is like, in the future

Well, I'm not sure if you guys celebrate Thanksgiving...

But I like (and try) to keep track of all the holidays worldwide. I mean, who doesn't like holidays?!?!?

Well, you can count working and fun-less holidays an exception.

Either way, to all of you (pick one of your choice, depending when do you read it):

1) Happy Belated Thanksgiving!

2) Happy Thanksgiving!

3) Happy Early Thanksgiving!

There's not much going on here.

My dad decided to hold some kind of house meeting at home, which we discussed what we are going to do during the rest of the school holidays.

And from 1 December onwards, I won't be as active as before. I will have to cut down on my Wattpad time because that's when the Lower Sec works starts.

GAH!!! I hate it!!! But I still have to be prepared 4 next year!!!

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

I'm rite now so tempted to to point some arrows and say,"Look, I'm so sad".

You know what, I'm doing it.

Skip the first (and original) emoji stack and the three sentences after it. Yes, even this sentence.

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 <--------Look, I'm so sad

Readers' possible reaction: ..............😑 Really?

My reaction: ................. (Note: the reaction is still going on!)

😃

(Okay, end of reaction)

Also, starting from tomorrow, I have to wake up at around 6am in the morning to go jogging/running 20 laps and possibly take a dip in the pool.

So.....don't be surprised if I'm typing entries out waaaaaaaayyy earlier than usual.

Okay, now I have to stop because my mum's a bit pissed at her colleagues for not following her instructions (my mum's a boss, but she's not a CEO or what. If so, I should be living in a mansion instead of a condo).

She might hang up fuming, and seriously, I don't want her to go all flamethrower on me if she realized we are not sleeping right now.

Baaaaaaaiiiii!!!!!!!

Darn it, how come there's no waving emoji!

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠<----------See, I'm so angry!!

Readers' possible reaction: ...........

My reaction: Sorry!!

😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣<--------- Don't look at me, I'm so embarrassed....

Readers' possible reaction: *groans audibly loud* *starts throwing stuff at writer* GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

My reaction: *dodges stuff like a boss* See you guys next time!!!!

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏<---------------Bet you can't bear to see my smug face for dodging stuff like a pro!!

*Mum suddenly kicks open the door with flamethrower blazing in hand*

My reaction: Oh shoots! Better run now..... *Run away as if chased by an evil mum*

Readers' possible reaction: Yaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!! 😃😃😃😃😃😃

Mum's possible reaction: *calms down* It's my pleasure. It's sometimes so hard to stand one annoying twin, let alone two.

My reaction (thought I was gone, didn't you?😏): *pokes head out of corner* Hey mum, you don't have to. There are chairs here...*points to some chairs nearby*

Mum: *Immediately fires up flamethrower*

Me: *immediately runs away, cackling*

👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿<-------Mum's possible murderous look

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈<---------My happy evil look

Readers: *groans incredibly loudly*

:P

I'M ADDICTED TO THIS ALREADY!!!

DEAL WITH IT.

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈<--------My happy evil look again.... :P

Oh, and before I forget.....

Baaaaaaaiiiii!!!!! (Again...)

*cue in waving hand emoji cuz I don't have 1*