The Diary Of A Totally Not Normal Girl

Forgotten Updates: Report On Class

9 March 2016

Ughhhhhhhhhhh...... I STILL OWE 23 DAYSSSSS *freaking out*

16 February 2016

Ok......... So now it's like the 2nd month already, everyone should be already settled......

UGH I HATE REPORTS

1) There isn't much vulgarities

2) No more stalking

Okay, to be honest, this is NOTHING like a report. So-

*kicks report away*

LET'S RANT

*produce rock music out of nowhere*

Readers: Hey, we aren't reading this for your entry drama 😒

Fineeeeeeeeeee

*kicks rock music producing boom box out together with report*

let's focus on no. 1: There isn't much vulgarities.

So, to first understand why there isn't much vulgarities anymore, we first have to understand why do we even say it.

Oh right.

Why do some of us even say it.

We-oh yeah, erhm, some of us-say it to express different kind of emotions. Like:

Surprise: "What the **** are you doing here?"

Anger: "GO **** YOURSELF!/ YOU SON OF A *****!"

As you know, I'm not the type of person who swears, so I'm covering everything with asterisks. And not typing down any further emotions.

And now since there hasn't been anything exciting happening, lesser types of emotions popping up, so........ Yeah.

No. 2: 

No more stalking

Okay, so in this generation, our term of stalking isn't literally watching someone's every move. So...... we have to REFER TO THE TEENS' DICTIONARY.

THE TEENS' DICTIONARY

Stalking: a trend; the act of taking multiple pictures of someone while they are doing something else e.g. Standing, stalking others

There see, stalking is a trend. And trends never last forever. And so does stalking. Stalking wars do might pop up, but they won't last for more than a day. 

So......here's my "report" "teachers". I hope you find it satisfying enough for me to earn an A or something.

😂😂😂

JKJK