zodiac astrology

the signs on their birthday:

aries: that's right it's my birthday. im aging... subtly tho AMIRITE

taurus: i only care about the cake,, WHERE IS THE FUCKING CAKE

gemini: happy bday to me! leave the presents by the door and get out thanks :D !!!

cancer: alright alright let's skip the whole awkward moment thing where u sing happy bday and just give this girl her presents

leo: YAS BITCH it's my birthday BOW DOWN AND KISS MY FEET!!,, AND GIVE ME SOME CAKE

virgo: today is so great i love birthdays imma spend my day stuffing my face with chocolate cake

libra: OOH WHAT IS IT WHAT DID YOU GET ME I HOPE ITS CONCERT TICKETS

scorpio: ya bitch it's my birthday im the fucking queen yall can suck my ASS

sagittarius: i only accept gifts in the form of memes thank u

capricorn: pls just give me money

aquarius: happy bday to me! *smashes face against cake*

pisces: lol it's my birthday ??? since when ??

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there's still 2 months left till my birthday :'(((( i cri

-- sophie