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aries: "ah yes..6 months..the perfect age to start boxing classes"
taurus: [uses a baby-carrier on their teenager]
gemini: "listen buddy, i don't care what you did at preschool imma bout to tell you about MY day."
cancer: [rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe]
leo: [is prepared to physically fight their child's bullies]
virgo: [pulls out a calculus textbook] "story time."
libra: the mom in "stacy's mom"
scorpio: "a lullaby? alright baby....bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin..a hundred mutha fuckas..."
sagittarius: [newborn vomits on them] "what the...i did not raise you to be like this"
capricorn: "beautiful baby right? well. not as beautiful as me but..you know, we can't all be so blessed."
aquarius: [burns their kids hw] "you dont need this..its all up to the system....listen, there's a rebellion coming"
pisces: [sees their baby sleeping] "what an asshole..why tf cant that be me?"
STAI LEGGENDO
zodiac astrology
De Todo✩ what do the stars say about you? ✩ [just astro shit, nothing special]