aries: tried building a fire and got burned alive
taurus: stayed too long at the sauna
gemini: smashed by a vending machine
cancer: died of hysterical laughter
leo: got rejected and died of embarrassment
virgo: electrocuted while trying to repair the TV
libra: killed by flies after letting the dishes pile up
scorpio: tried doing the watery grave trick and drowned
sagittarius: exhaustion from too much physical activity
capricorn: killed by a cow plant while milking it
aquarius: poked around in a tomb and got mummy-cursed
pisces: had a satellite fall on them while stargazing
i love the sims
STAI LEGGENDO
zodiac astrology
De Todo✩ what do the stars say about you? ✩ [just astro shit, nothing special]
