[idea from caketopia hi b]
aries: why is michael always trying to kill me
taurus: @Luke5SOS show me ur tits
gemini: sometimes i wanna cuddle with calum sometimes i wanna fuck calum
cancer: why cant i cry pizza rolls instead of tears
leo: all this drama makes me hungry
virgo: its so hard to update ur own fanfics when all u wanna do is eat chicken wings and read someone else's fanfic
libra: @ teacher no i won't stop using my phone ??? i have fanfics to read inconsiderate bitch.
scorpio: what a beautiful day to cry about cake
sagittarius: reasons why calum hood should follow me:
1) i don't make asian jokes anymore
capricorn: still wondering why calum and luke aren't married yet 🤔🤔🤔
aquarius: @Michael5SOS stop ignoring me i am the love of ur life
pisces: i LOVE dying
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STAI LEGGENDO
zodiac astrology
De Todo✩ what do the stars say about you? ✩ [just astro shit, nothing special]
