zodiac astrology

signs as what they say before they die:

aries: please play fall out boy at my funeral

taurus: can you make my gravestone larger than the others please?

gemini: i ain't gonna die honey im gonna be a ghost and haunt you

cancer: please tell my teacher he was a pain in the ass. he needs to know this

leo: i need a designer coffin otherwise im not resting in peace

virgo: please tell my parents i say *gulps* FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

libra: #YOLO

scorpio: can't wait to go to hell and rule it!

sagittarius: WHAT ARE THOOOSEEE !!!!???!!!

capricorn: i hope there's wifi in hell

aquarius: please delete all my screenshots from my phone

pisces: hA im finally leaving this shit ass world so jokes on u

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I AM SO HAPPY BC MY CRUSH (who's a senior aye) tALKED TO ME WHEN THE BUS DROPPED US OFF AT THE BUS STOP AND HES JUST SO CUTE JDBDSH AND HE TOUCHED MY HAIR AND SMILED AT ME AND UGh what an asshole.

-- sophie:D