the signs as bad porn titles from pornhub:

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aries: old ass women thats about to die gets fucked?

taurus: adolf hitler painting destroyed by my big black cock

gemini: baby thrown off balcony

cancer: its okay mom im here

leo: I DON'T KNOW WTF IS GOING ON... BUT THE FROG FUCKS GOOD

virgo: please santa drill my ass

libra: MEME ORGY GETS NASTY

scorpio: willy wonka and the fudge packing factory

sagittarius: emo couple want to fuck more than they want to die

capricorn: mom's spaghetti

aquarius: shrek

pisces: SONIC HAVING ORGASMS

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do not ask how i know this thank u

-- sophie

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