aries: because they know 5000 ways to make your life a living hell
taurus: because they don't give a shit about you
gemini: because they will kill you in your sleep
cancer: because why would you want to hurt a cute cupcake
leo: because cause they will literally destroy you
virgo: because you're not as smart as them
libra: because everyone likes them
scorpio: mess with them and you mess with the devil
sagittarius: they basically don't give a shit so whatever
capricorn: don't do it, just don't
aquarius: because they deeply care about people and if you mess with them you're awful
pisces: why would you even??¿
idgaf but i will still kick ur ass buddy
STAI LEGGENDO
zodiac astrology
De Todo✩ what do the stars say about you? ✩ [just astro shit, nothing special]
