zodiac astrology

the signs as presidential candidates that would be better than donald trump:

aries: a baguette

taurus: 100000 spiders

gemini: a nokia phone from 2005

cancer: spencer shay

leo: DEEZ NUTS

virgo: a cantaloupe

libra: sonic the hedgehog

scorpio: a broken iphone charger

sagittarius: pepe the frog

capricorn: a bucket of skim milk

aquarius: an angry goose

pisces: willy wonka