zodiac astrology

the signs as profound markiplier quotes:

aires: "your moistness is comforting me"

taurus: "i wanna see stripper bears"

gemini: "did i do the sex?"

cancer: "a wilted rose. kind of representative of my love"

leo: "mommy's here to throw you in the closet and never remember you"

virgo: "stay back i have a chair"

libra: "i thought - i thought i saw a beak thrusting at me through the darkness"

scorpio: "aw, he's so cute. he's so cute. i wish he would go to hell and die. he's so cute"

sagittarius: "time to fuck me some bitches"

capricorn: "you're not my kids... i'm not even your mother"

aquarius: "how about your universe shuts the fuck up"

pisces: "nice booty, i guess"

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this is one of my favorites i s2g

-- sophie