aries: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHILI
taurus: i will buy you all the donuts i want to *smashes fist on table dramatically*
gemini: *at hottopic* why the hell is band merch so expensive i want a shirt not Jesus' tongue
cancer: i love ihop. if i could get married with it i would. i love ihop. I LOVE IT
leo: sophie if you wrap the seatbelt around your neck and get stuck one more time i will take a picture of you and post it on Facebook STO P
virgo: *first time seeing me with eyeliner* and here i was thinking the emo phase was over
libra: how's the singer called? uh the one that looks like a chihuahua (he was talking about ariana grande)
scorpio: *at Spencer's* *sees dildos* those are lamps
sagittarius: who the hell is pepe and why do you love him?? is he your bOYFRIEND
capricorn: *groans* do it yourself you are FOURTEEN YEARS OLD DAMMIT
aquarius: i don't care if you don't like mcdonalds i like it and i wILL BUY MYSELF A HAMBURGER IF I PLEASE
pisces: i saw demi lovato's new music video...... it SUCKED
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that's my dad in 12 sentences.... pray 4 me pls
(dany if u see this don't text him i posted this he will flIP SHIT)
HALLOWEEN IS IN 3 DAYS JENDBDBDBDHWJW SO EXCITED BY e
- sophie
STAI LEGGENDO
zodiac astrology
De Todo✩ what do the stars say about you? ✩ [just astro shit, nothing special]
