zodiac astrology

the signs as sex positions:

aries: valedictorian

taurus: stand and deliver

gemini: face off

cancer: reserve cowgirl

leo: magic mountain

virgo: anal

libra: pile driver

scorpio: doggie style

sagittarius: cowboy style

capricorn: missionary

aquarius: 69

pisces: G-whiz

is it bad that i knew them all from memory