aries: bacon on literally everything
taurus: *draws dicks on everything* HAHAHHAHA i love di- pussy !! no homo !!!
gemini: "im great at the whip"
cancer: "just because it's 12°F doesn't mean its too cold to wear basketball shorts :) :) :)"
leo: bathing in axe body spray
virgo: injects monster energy into veins
libra: being 100% a certified heterosexual™
scorpio: 53ND N00D35 ;) ;) ;)
sagittarius: having a dick that is 18cm and 4mm exactly
capricorn: CAMO
aquarius: rocks the HUF socks with sandals look
pisces: wears a different pair of neon orange sneakers everyday
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ok i ate too much grapes && i wanna pee now ??? how's that......
- sophie
STAI LEGGENDO
zodiac astrology
Casuale✩ what do the stars say about you? ✩ [just astro shit, nothing special]
