zodiac astrology

stereotype vs reality:

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ARIES:
stereotype; "oh you got something to say? try me! you wanna fight?"
reality; "oh i hurt you? i didn't mean to! but i did? lol oops!!"

TAURUS:
stereotype; "you can run me over with a bulldozer, im not moving."
reality; " i want pizza. why tacos, i want pizza!! can we get both then?"

GEMINI:
stereotype; "yeah i was feeling you yesterday, not anymore."
reality; "do you like me? am i wanted? please don't go!"

CANCER:
stereotype: "i JuSt WANt tO CrY ANd cRY! WhY dO i AlWaYs cRY?"
reality; "im sorry, did you want me to care about your low grade?"

LEO:
stereotype: "did you know that im the sexiest person? of course you did." reaality: "so i was sitting in my room and i was like, wow im fat."

VIRGO:
stereotype; "DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR CLOTHES ON THE BED I JUST CLEANED?!"
reality; "lol i used to make mud pies as a kid."

LIBRA:
stereotype; "like dude, the world is so like, awesome. PEACE!!"
reality; "i hate the world omg. like please push me off a building."

SCORPIO:
stereotype; "i will kill all of your family in your sleep if you touch me."
reality; "omg i stepped on that dog?? im so sorry!!! FORGIVE ME!!"

SAGITTARIUS:
stereotype;" ha. ha. ha. that's SOOOOO funny." *sarcastic tone*
reality- "ha. ha. ha. that's SOOOOO funny." *sarcastic tone*

CAPRICORN:
stereotype: "my soul is as empty as a hallow log."
Reality; "HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHA i made you fall!!!"

AQUARIUS:
stereotype; "what am i doing? YOUR MOM!!! HA GOT'EM!!
reality; "please don't talk to me, i just want to sleep."

PISCES:
stereotype; "im drawing rainbows and unicorns on all my things!"
reality- "hey you wanna sell souls with me? no, i meant in that game! im not crazy!"

this is rly weird but true