zodiac astrology

the signs as parks and rec quotes:

aries: "im not interested in caring about people"

taurus: "being nice made me feel terrible"

gemini: "i declare that everything you are saying is stupid"

cancer: "is star wars the one with the little witch?"

leo: "my instinct is to be mean to you"

virgo: "what the fuck is an ariana grande?"

libra: "i wasn't listening but i strongly disagree"

scorpio: "if there were more food and fewer people it would be the perfect party"

sagittarius: "i wanna make out with him and chew his eyebrows off"

capricorn: "i was thinking with my lady parts"

aquarius: "this would not happen if i had a penis"

pisces: "this tastes as delicious as beyonce smells"

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parks & rec is definitely one of my favorite shows and i highly recommend it if u haven't watched it :~)

-- sophie