Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 23

*First person pov*

"Where is your distance from the target?" Kakashi says as I watch the target. "5 meters, ready anytime." "So am I." "Me too." "Ready." We all reply. "The target is moving, now!" Kakashi says in my ear piece. We all jump out from our hiding place to get the target. Naruto was the one who got the target. "GOT 'CHA!" Naruto yelled and the cat started scratching him. "Ribbon on the left ear, are you sure it's the target?" Kakashi asks. "Positive." I reply. "Good, lost pet 'Tora' search complete." He says as I quickly take out my earpiece. "CAN'T WE A BETTER MISSION THAN THIS!? I HATE CATS!" Naruto yells, causing everyone to pull away from their earpiece. I take the cat from Naruto's arms. The cat instantly relaxed in my arms. Maybe it is a dragon slayer thing? We start walking to the Hokage building. Pinky tried to pet the cat but it hissed. Yep, definitely a dragon slayer thing. "Hey, Ciel?" I turn to Naruto. "I'm sorry about what I said back at the test." He apologized. "You don't have to apologize, you didn't know what the K.I.A rock was. I just pissed me off that you wanted to die. If you died, what kind of bodyguard am I? Now, let's go." I say, smiling at him. "Yeah!"

Time skip~

Oh my god that poor cat. I think as I see the fat woman was suffocating the cat. "Oh, my little Tora-chan, mama was so worried!" She says walking away. "Stupid cat! That kitty deserved to be squashed." Naruto laughed. "No wonder it ran away...." Pinky trailed off. "Team 7, hmm, your next mission is babysitting a elder's grandson, shopping for-" Grandpa was interrupted by Naruto. "NO, NO, NO, NO THANK YOU!" Naruto yells while making his arms in a x and a buzzer sound resonated throughout the room. I look around frantically, looking for the source. Where the hell is that coming from? Well, it is a tv show. "I want to do more exciting stuff! Come on, old man!" Naruto yells. Iruka gets up. "How dare you! You are fresh new genin with little to no experience!" Iruka yells. "Are you serious!? Babysitting is not a missi-" Naruto yells but got interrupted by Kakashi hitting him. "Will you put lid on it!" Kakashi yells. I turn to Grandpa. "But I agree, we aren't going to get experience by doing chores. Can you giv-" Kakashi slaps hand over my mouth. "That includes you, Ciel." I glare at him while trying to pry his hand off of my mouth. Then Grandpa started this ninja rank and stuff, but I was listening to Naruto talk about rame. No wonder nobody listen to Grandpa, this is much more entertaining. "SILENCE!" Grandpa yells. "Oh. Sorry." Kakashi apologizes, even though he doesn't sound sorry. Naruto sits on the ground. "You always lecture me like you are my grandfather or something! But I'm not the little brat that used to play pranks all the time! I want a REAL mission!" He crossed his arms and looked away. You still are.... Grandpa started doing this weird chuckle thing. "Naruto wants us to know he is not a brat. He is a former brat. And he wants a mission. So be it." That got all of our attention. "Since you are so determined, I will give you a C-rank mission. Bring the client." Tazuna walks in, drunk, obviously. "What the? These snot nosed kids are going to be my bodyguards? Especially the littlest one with the idiotic face, do you really expect me to believe you are a ninja?" He says as he takes a swig. Naruto starts laughing. "Who's the little one with the idiotic fac-" he cuts himself off when we compared height. Duckbutt was the tallest. He looked proud to be the tallest. Pinky and I were about the same heigh except I was a little taller.then Naruto. Poor Naruto, to be shorter than your crush. "I'LL DEMOLISH YOU! LEMME AT HIM!" Naruto yells as Kakashi holds him by the jacket. "Naruto, you can't demolish the client, it doesn't work that way." Kakashi says. "Does that mean, that we can demolish him after the mission?" I ask 'innocently'. "Er.... Technically yes." Me and Naruto smirked evilly at each other. He gulps. "I am Tazuna, master bridge builder, and I must return safely to my country." Tazuna says. "No promises~!" I singsonged. He glares at me. "I'm building a bridge that will change our world. And I expect you to get me there safely, even if costs your life." He says. "Oh yeah, sure. It's not like this mission will become a B-rank mission where a bunch of ninjas trying to assassinate the bridge builder. But what are the odds of that happening?" I say while fake laughing. Tazuna looked down in shame. "Well, let's get going."