Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 34

*First person pov*

It has been a day since the Haku-kun incident. Me, Kakashi, and Pinky were currently searching for Naruto. "Where is Naruto?" Pinky asked... someone. "He left again by himself last night." Kakashi replys, which... didn't answer her question. "He's missing breakfast. Plus Sasuke-kun went off on a walk and hasn't come back..." Pinky trailed off. "Don't worry about him. Duckbutt is probably flirting with duck and swimming in a pond like a Duck. I'm just worried about Naruto. If he dies, what kind of bodyguard am I?" I ask. "A bad one. Naruto slipped off into the night and you didn't even know." Kakashi says bluntly. I hold my hand to my heart. "Wow, savage, Kakashi, savage. That hurt me in the heart." I say as I well up fake tears in my eyes. It is always been a ability of mine to fake cry. Kakashi's eyes widen and jumps into action into soothing me. "Nonononononono! You are a good bodyguard, just a little inexperienced. Now stop crying, I can help you become a good one! I didn't mean it!" Kakashi sooths and panicking. I still fake cry. "Kakashi... you baka!" I yell as I run off, tears running down my face like streams. If he reaches for me even though I was like 6 feet away. Like those anime dramas or whatever. If Kakashi didn't have the crutch, he would've ran after me. Pinky was sweat dropping at what just went down. A kunai landed right in front of me and I nearly pissed myself. Holy shit that scared the fuck out of me! If I had ran any further that would've landed on my head! I think as I stare at it. Then something grabbed me from behind and landed on the ground. It was Kakashi and he was sitting on the ground, criss cross applesauce. I still don't know why it's called that. And I was sitting in his lap and he was hugging me, leaving me with no escape. "Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make my precious student cry! I'm sorry!" He says while rubbing his head on mine. "Oh god! Help, help, help, help, help!" I repeat as I reach out to Pinky who was sweat dropping at the scene. It didn't look like she wasn't going to help me anytime soon so I turn to Naruto. "Pls! Naruto!" I plead. It didn't look like he was paying attention and it just left me to be a teddy bear to Kakashi, who was squeezing the life out of. After Kakashi felt like he apologized enough and turned to Naruto, leaving me on the ground, nearly squeezed to death. "He can already climb that high?" Pinky questions... someone. "WHAT DO YOU THINK? LOOK AT HOW HIGH I CAN CLIMB NOW!!" Naruto yells. He gets up on the branch but falls. "AHHH!" Naruto screams. Pinky was screaming and Kakashi looked scared. I just looked normal. "JUST KIDDING! HAHA! YOU FELL FOR IT!" He yell and everyone stared at him, unamused. Then he actually fell. "GAHHH!" He screamed. The Duckbutt came out of nowhere and saved the day. "You moron." that was all the Duckbutt said. "KYA~! SASUKE-KUN YOU'RE THE BEST!" Pinky fan girls. Then all the sudden the Duckbutt slipped as well. What the hell?! This didn't happen in the manga and the anime! I ran up the tree and grabbed his foot. "God you're heavy, Duckbutt! You need to lose weight you fat Duck!" I yell and Duckbutt glares at me. "Okay, I can't pull you guys up so Naruto, climb up!" I yell. "How?" Naruto asks. "Use your head, Naruto! Use us to climb up!" I yell. Duckbutt looks at me angrily. "I am not a rope, idiot." He glares. "Do you want to break every single limb on your body? Then git movin!" I yell. Naruto starts climbing up. He used Duckbutts chin as a stepping stool. "Hey, watch it!" Duckbutt yells. I hear Pinky in the background yelling to not to step on Duckbutt's gorgeous face. Then he gets to me. He stares right into my eyes. "Uh, hi?" I say. Duckbutt yells at Naruto to get moving. He climbs my body and I feel him grab my butt. I blush a little and I realize I was staring at his crotch. I blush harder and he gets onto the branch. Duckbutt starts climbing and notices my blush. "What are you blushing at?" Duckbutt asks. I grit my teeth. "Now is not the time, Duckie. You climbing or what? Because I will gladly let go of you." I say. He starts climbing up he touches my chest in the process. I saw anger flash in Kakashi's eyes, since he knew that I was a girl, I guess. Is he some kind of overprotective father figure? Oh god no. I blush a little when he touches my ass. Why do people keep doing that?. Duckbutt got up and grabbed my leg and pulls me up. I glare at him. "Couldn't you just grabbed my hand instead of my leg?" I ask and drops me on the branch. "Your leg was the closest." He replies. I walk down from the tree with a light blush still visible. I clear my throat. "Well, now we know that Naruto and Duckbutt are safe we can head bac-" Kakashi cuts me off by swooping me off the ground and running off, I don't even know how he did it considering he can't even stand. "Sakura you can head back!!" Kakashi yells at her while running with a crutch and I am still in his arms. He runs off into the deepest part of the forest and sets me down on a large rock. "They didn't touch your butt did they?! Or maybe the touched your breasts?! I swear if they did I will kill them!" Kakashi says while holding my shoulders. I punched him in the face. "Bruh, chill. What are you so concerned about?" I ask. "I want to keep your gender a secret and it will be between you and me!" Kakashi exclaims, rubbing his sore cheek. Oh so that's it. "I don't want my male students harass my female students. I will personally kill them by overworking them by making them train too much." Kakashi says as he stands up with the help of his crutch. "Okay, but why did you drag me off into thickest part of the woods away from everyone?" I ask him. "Well, we don't want anybody knowing your gender now do we? Let's go back." Kakashi says. I shrug and follow him back.