Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 102

*First person pov*

We were all standing outside, Guy had Duckbutt on his back. "Jiraiya-sama... please find Tsunade-sama and bring her back to us!" Guy pleads, or ask or whatever. "Don'tcha worry, we'll find her!! Take care of Sasuke, Bushier brow-sensei!!" Naruto yells. "Uh, Guy didn't ask you Naruto he was asking Ero-sennin." I tell Naruto. "But whatever, we will find woman and drag her back to Konoha, to heal Lee and everybody else. Take care Guy-sensei." I say to Guy. "Since when did you call me Guy-sensei?" Guy asks. "Well, it's proper to call you that since you temporarily taught me taijutsu for a while and more of a sensei than Kakashi will ever be." I tell Guy. I see anime tears roll down his face comically. "What a youthful boy!! I like kids like you and Naruto. You guys have guts! Here, I'm giving this to you. This is the reason why Lee is so strong." Guy says as he reaches for something. "Eh! What? What!" Naruto asks, excited. Lee pulls out a two... of those jumpsuits that he and Lee wear. "It's the ultimate streamlined, form fitting, easily accessible, perfectly made bodysuit!!! Wear it while training and you'll know the difference! You'll never look back!! Our Lee wears it 24/7 and of course, it is my most beloved piece of ninja must have!!" Guy announces. "OHHHHHH!" Naruto yells, excited. I just look at it disgusted, as I hold it. "Also I have a tiny version for you little Keiko! You guys will be sidekicks!" Guy says, giving me a tinier version of the suit. "Oh... you shouldn't have... you really shouldn't have... seriously... this is too much..." I say, trying to give it back to guy but he gives it back to me. "No, take it! It's a must have!!" Guy says. I put it in my backpack, making a mental note to burn it when I have the chance. "If you can walk around carrying that, why not carry a mirror instead sheesh." Ero-sennin said sweat dropping and I nod in understanding. Guy runs off, waving at goodbye to us. "You... you're not gonna walk around wearing that are you?" Ero-sennin asks Naruto. "It fits me doesn't it?" Naruto asks Ero-sennin. "Daddy, can Keiko have her suit? She wants to be just like Lee-nii!!" She announces. I imagined her with a bowl cut and thick eyebrows wearing that suit, I almost puked in my mouth. "No. Never. You are going to be original, not a double of Lee. I'm burning our suits when we get the chance." I say to her. She pouts. "Well, let's get going." Ero-sennin says.

Time skip~

We were walking for a few hours now. Naruto looked like he was in deep thought and stops in his tracks. "What is it?" Ero-sennin asks Naruto. "Ero-sennin, those guys... what are they after me for?" Naruto asks. Ero-sennin stays silent so I answer for him. "If I were to guess Naruto, they are after Kura- I mean, the kyuubi inside you. Am I right, Ero-sennin? They are S-rank criminals after all." I say. "Ciel is right, they are not so much after you yourself, but what is inside you." Ero-sennin says. Naruto holds his stomach, where the seal is. "...This? What is this thing... anyway?" Naruto asks, squeezing his stomach for some reason. "This is the monster that attacked Konoha...right? That's why everyone's scared of it... But why do those guys want it?" Naruto asks. "Kyuubi is indeed a monster that has been appearing age after age. A monsterous demon hell-bent on destruction. It was one of the disasters the people of old would fear." Ero-sennin tells us. I stare at Naruto's stomach then mine. I wonder what they are thinking, being called monsters and all... it must be horrible. It sure it is buddy. Oh, hey Ōkamia, come to think of it, why of you talk like that? Talk like what? You started sounding like me lately... Oh, it must have rubbed off on me. Ya know, being stuck here and stuff and hearing your stuff is entertaining now a days. Oh okay... can I tell you something? Hit me. You know I don't think of you as a monster or anyone, I just want you to keep that in mind. I will never hate you or any of the beasts. Good to hear. Also... do you know a man by the name of Zeref? I mean, it's not possible there is a 11 tails. You had to be created by someone. You mean that old bastard? Yeah, he sent me here. But I have no intention to destroy or even touch this age. I've destroyed enough and it gets boring. Not only that I don't feel good about it. Well den. Can Zeref come here himself? Nope. I actually sealed the portal to here a long time ago. I don't know if he is still alive. Well that's good, but how did Keiko get here? It was like that edolas anima thing. There was a little portal that opened and Keiko's egg happened to be there at the wrong place and time. Okay... I got all the information I need thank ya very much. Ttyl. No problem. CU. I came back to reality and Naruto was yelling about something. "Okay!! Let's hurry and find that Tsunade person!! She'll fix Sasuke and then we can finally start training!!" Naruto yells. "Heh..." Ero-sennin says. "HM?" Naruto questions, thinking Ero-sennin is laughing at him. "What?" Ero-sennin asks. "Is this super babe you were talking about... Tsunade?" Naruto asks, I guess I was wrong when Naruto was angry at Ero-sennin laughing at him. "Oh, you've gotten sharper already! Yep. It's her alright. What about it?" Ero-sennin asks. "Is she one of the ones, along with you, that people you call the three great ninjas?" Naruto asks. "Yeah, so?" Ero-sennin asks. "How old is she?" Naruto asks. "My age." Ero-sennin says, putting a hand on his hip. That was enough of Naruto's questions and we keep walking. "Ero-sennin, what is Granny like? Keiko is curious." Keiko asks Ero-sennin. "Hm? You mean Tsunade? Well... she's kinda annoying... she's a compulsive gambler and well known in a lot of countries." Ero-sennin tells Keiko. "Well, then she'll be easy to find then, if she's famous!" Naruto says. I laugh. "Oh yeah, she's famous all right, she's known as the legendary sucker!" I laugh. "Oh, so you know of her? Mmmm, she may have a nickname but I don't think it would be easy to find her. She ain't the type to age gracefully, so she'll probably be using a special jutsu to change her appearance. She maybe 50 years old, but she'll look like she's 20 years old! And as I have been hearing lately, sometimes she changes her appearance from a 10 year old to a 30 year old or a 40 year old to get away from her gambling debts!" Ero-sennin laughs. "That, that's not very good..." Naruto says. "Tsunade, as a kid, loved to gamble more than anyone else. Unfortunately, she sucked at both skill and luck!! She's had the name sucker since long time ago. Back then, she was always borrowing money and running away afterwards... ah, those were the days." Ero-sennin tells us. "Who would miss those days?" I say, sweat dropping. "Well, how're we going to find her then?" Naruto asks Ero-sennin. "Since we are going by foot, there's all these ways of doing it." Ero-sennin tells us. "Ehh!? That means we don't know how long it's going to take!!" Naruto yells. "We don't have much time to spare. That's because we are spending most of our time in this journey on you guys!" Ero-sennin announces. "On us?" Naruto asks. "I'm going to power you guys up! It's training time!!" Ero-sennin tells us. Naruto gets excited and pulls out the suit guy gave him. "I'M READY!!" Naruto yells. "No, no... you are not wearing that. I ain't going to be seen dead in the company of someone wearing that..." Ero-sennin says. "Saaaaame." I say.