Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 62

*First person pov*

"This preliminary will consist of one on one fighting. You will basically fight as if it was a real confrontation. Unfortunately, we have 21 entrants, so according to the chunin exam rules, one of the chunin here will battle a entrant here and decides if the entrant passes on to the third test or not. There will be 11 matches. Umm, the winners of the battles will advance to the third test. So umm, basically there are no rules. The fight continues until the foe dies, knocked out, or admits defeat. Umm, if you don't want to die then acknowledge your defeat quickly. But I'll decide if that the winner has been clearly established. Umm, since we don't want to pointlessly increase the amount of corpses, I'll jump in and stop things. And the object that will decide who you will fight is the electric board here." Hayate says, pointing at the board. "*Cough* It will show the match ups for each battle. Now, this is sudden but we will announce the first fight." Hayate says. The electric board starts showing random names until they stop on 2 names. Uchiha Sasuke vs  Akado Yoroi. "Now, the first 2 entrants come to the front." Hayate says. Duckbutt and the guy steps up. "The first fight is Uchiha Sasuke and Akado Yoroi. Are you two ready?" Hayate says and they reply with a 'yes'. "Now, we are beginning the first match. Will everyone please move to the upper level except the 2 participants?" Hayate asks. We move to the upper level. I see Kakashi stop and talk to Duckbutt then walks to the steps. I look back at Keiko. "So, Keiko, what did you do with Kakashi while I was gone?" I ask her. She smiles and starts telling me. "Keiko likes Kakashi! He takes Keiko to go get dango! Keiko thinks dango is delicious! He plays with Keiko when he has the time and when he doesn't, he carries Keiko to his missions! There was a C...C... C-tank that he took Keiko to was a festival! There was a lot of dancers and balloons! And at night, Keiko asks him to read her a bedtime story! But Keiko had no idea what the people were doing though, and he always brought Keiko water when Keiko asks nicely!" Keiko beams. I chuckle. "So, can you tell me what Kakashi read to you to bed? Maybe I can explain it to you." I say. Keiko starts telling me parts of the story since she didn't remember the whole story, and then it hits me. Kaka-baka was telling reading porn to her form his stupid book. After Keiko finished telling me the story I ask Pinky to take care of Keiko while I take care of something. I stomp over to Kakashi. "Oh hi Kakashi-sensei! I didn't see you there!~ Would you be a doll and follow me Kakashi-sensei?~" I say sweetly that it scared the people around me. Kaka-baka gulp and follows me, and asks questions along the way. "Uhhh, Ciel? Where are you taking me? What did I do? Since when did you call me sensei? Can you answer my questions?" Kaka-baka asks as we walk but I don't respond. As we finally get behind the door where Duckbutt's battle is going on, I punch Kaka-baka in the face. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? TELLING A CHILD PORN TO BED EVERY NIGHT?! WHAT KIND OF SANE PERSON DOES THAT!? YOU ARE A KAKA-BAKA, IDIOT!!" I yell as Kaka-baka flies back and hit the wall at the end of the hallway, which was 30 feet away. He falls into a snail position and I use my chakra to jump to where Kaka-baka was and land on his back. He lets out a grunt and I stomp on his head. "H-Help m-me!" Kaka-baka yells out to someone and reaches his hand out. I look up and see everyone, I mean EVERYONE, was watching this all go down. Was I really that loud? Well, let them watch me kill him. I add pressure and twist my foot around Kaka-baka's head, which was in the damaged floor which I made when I stomped on his head. I grab Kaka-baka by the hair and lifted his head off the floor, and I saw I made an imprint of his stupid masked face into the floor. "Look, Kaka-baka. There are all of your friends there. Watch the horror on their faces as I rip your intestines out of your fucking stomach." I say and I look up at Pinky. "Pinky-chan!~ Do me a favor and cover Keiko's eyes!~ I don't want her to see me murder him in a slow and painful death!~" I tell her and she looked scared but she nodded. I turn back to Kaka-baka with a sadistic face. "Now, what I should do first?~ I know!~ I'll light every man's pride and joy on fire!~ His balls!~" I say laughing. I saw all color drain from Kaka-baka's face as I flipped him over. "You know what!~ I think I'll use Fire Dragon's Iron Fist on your balls!~ You should be grateful!~" I sing as Kaka-baka struggles against me. I do the hand seals. "NO PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING! ANYTHING BUT THE BALLS!" Kaka-baka pleaded. I smile sadistically as my fist lights a flame. "Say goodbye to your balls!~ Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!" I yell as I punch his balls. He lets out a scream of agony and rolls around in pain. I laugh as I see his pathetic soul leave his body. I turn away from him and I see the boys hold their balls if they got hit as well, except for Gaara since he never felt pain before. The girls gave Kaka-baka his prayers and say how thankful how they didn't have balls. I walk up to Pinky and grabbed Keiko. I turn back to Kaka-baka. "Never with a father bitch." I say as I cover Keiko's ears so she doesn't hear what I say. I walk back inside and after a few minutes, everyone else walks in. Kaka-baka was limping back to the upper level. I glare at him as he limps up the stairs and he gulps. He walks pass me cautiously and I trip him. "Oops! Sorry not sorry!" I say to him. He gets up and limps to his spot. "Hey Daddy? What did you do to Kakashi? What did he do to you?" She asks. I ruffle her fur and I smile at her. "You don't need to know until you are older and understand things better." I say. She nods and looks at the battle. "Umm, well that just happened. We will now begin the battle." Hayate announces.