Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 99

*First person pov*

I walk to the gate with Keiko. Ero-sennin is already there, but no Naruto surprisingly. "Hey, where's Naruto? I would think he would be here before me since he left to his apartment a lot earlier than me." I ask Ero-sennin. "Hmm, I don't know. Damn brat..." Ero-sennin says. I see Naruto in the distance with a huge ass rucksack. He sets his rucksack down on the ground to tie his shoe. I stare at his backback. Is he really going to bring that much? It looks like he is moving... Naruto finishes tying his shoe. "LET'S GO!!" Naruto yells as he tries to carry his rucksack. "Are you really serious about this... You're bringing everything you have. Aren't we just going for a trip?" Ero-sennin questions. I sweat drop and let out an awkward laugh.

Time skip~

Naruto finally repacked his rucksack and we finally got moving. We were walking for about a few hours, reminding how much I hate walking. Oh how I miss cars. "Hey, hey, Ero-sennin. What sort of jutsu are you going to teach us this time?" Naruto asks. "Hey, you guys don't know what an amazing person I am eh? It's been said I'm the toad sennin. And that's not all. In the north, east, south, and west... the legendary three ninja's white haired frog-summoning child! The handsome man can silence a crying child! He's Jiraiya-sama! That's me!" Ero-sennin yells, doing his weird pose. "You don't seem that amazing to me. Anyone that is a shinobi can summon a toad if they had a contract. And also, I think that the kid that is crying at the fact that the god created such an ugly being as yourself, no offense." I say walking away with Naruto. "Ohhh! That burn doe!!" Keiko yells, laughing. She is starting to sound like me... not good. There can only be one of me. But I guess that's my fault for setting a bad example but I'm too lazy to change. Ero-sennin catches up to us. "You're so mean Ciel... I regret bringing you along." Ero-sennin says. "Whoops! My bad, but it's true, NO OFFENSE." I say to him. "You know you are pissing me off." Ero-sennin sighs. "Sorry, I get like this when I'm bored. I annoy others." I say to him. "Hey, hey, but the great Pervert Sennin traveling companions that he is bringing along is us right?" Naruto asks. "The name is Jiraiya damnit." Ero-sennin corrects. Naruto ignores Ero-sennin. "We've got a hidden talent don't I? Really?" Naruto asks, his eyes sparkling. He runs off ahead skipping around. "Hey, hey, why did you chose us? You're doing a sennin-class in cool jutsu and we're the only ones who ranks high enough to get in right?" Naruto says excitedly. Ero-sennin stays silent for a second before answering. "The fourth Hokage was my apprentice, and you resemble him in a funny way. That's the reason. Ciel... the reason for him is a secret." Ero-sennin says. Oh, now I'm itching to know. I need to know!! It took a while, but we made it to town. If I remember correctly, Weasel and Sharky comes. Same with the damn Duckbutt. Hmm, I wonder if I can stop weasel from escaping with amaterasu by eating the flames... would it work? Or will I take my life doing it? I don't know anymore. We made it to the inn we were staying in. "What a strange town..." I hear Naruto say, looking around excitedly. "Hey Naruto, Ciel, we're staying here today." Ero-sennin tells us. At this time, some chick walked past us, blowing a kiss to Naruto and Ero-sennin. They were blushing and had a thirsty look on their faces. I sigh. Boys, give them tits and a nice body they will beg for your attention. "Naruto, Ciel! Here is the room key. Go up to your room and refine your chakra training." Ero-sennin tells us, handing me the key. "What!? This is adult stuff. What are you telling us to do? You Pervert sennin." Naruto complains. "Let's go Naruto, let him learn his old ass won't score anything." I tell Naruto. "Daddy, what do you mean score?" Keiko asks me. I freeze. "Uhh, nothing sweetie." I tell her. Ero-sennin had a lightbulb over his head and it was lit. He was looking at Keiko. Uh-oh, this is not good. Ero-sennin snaps his fingers. "Ohh! Ciel, can you let me borrow Keiko for a while?" Ero-sennin asks. An anime mark grew on my head. "Like hell I'll give you Keiko! I know exactly what you are going to use Keiko for!! Hell no!!" I yell. He looked defeated but none of the less stopped pestering me about Keiko. We walk to our room and Naruto was grumbling to himself about Ero-sennin. We get into our room and start training. I may have looked like I was training but I was actually searching for Weasel's or Sharky's chakra. Wait, how am I even going to recognize their chakra if I don't even know what their chakra is like?! I guess I'll just wait for outside... I jump off from the bed I was sitting on and headed to the door. "Ciel, where are you going?" Naruto asks me. "Just to deal with some business. Stay in here with Keiko and whatever you do, don't. Leave." I tell Naruto. Naruto and Keiko look at each other with confused looks as I walk out. As I walk out, Weasel and Shark were down the hall. "Oh, here so soon? As expected of S-rank criminals, Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame. Or as I call you, Weasel and Sharky." I say to them. Weasel turns his sharingan on and I look down not wanting to get caught in his genjutsu. "So you know of us? Hmph, you have better knowledge than those Jonin." Sharky says. "Well of course. You are a part of an organization of criminals called the Akatsuki. It consists of nine people, two people in each group. You guys are after the jinchuurikis, for the biju. Well, I can't hand Naruto to you. You are going to have to go through me and in my opinion, I'm pretty damn tough to beat." I say. "Sorry, but we can't do that. If we have to kill you to get the kyuubi, so be it." Weasel says. "Sounds like a plan to me." I say. "Nocte Carnia!" I yell as my vision gets inverted again. I look up, not looking into Weasel's eyes of course. "Hmm? Is this an eye jutsu? Never seen it before... I only seen of byakugan, sharingan, and rinnegan. Can you enlighten me on what eye jutsu it is?" Sharky asks. "Hm, I don't feel obliged to answer that. If you kill me here in this inn I'll probably will." I say. I get into fighting position. "Come at me bruh! You won't because you don't have the balls because the last time I checked, little fishies don't have balls!" I taunt Sharky. He gets angry and reaches for his Samehada but Weasel stops him. "I'll fight him." Weasel says as he steps up. "Oh? So the weasel is fighting me? Heh, better than Sharky, Weasel has more balls than him. Oh wait, he doesn't have balls to begin with! He should at least grow non-existent imaginary balls like I did." I say, purposely tell them I'm a girl so the Sharky gets even more irritated but they didn't seem to catch it. Me and Weasel stand off. "Okay, so you're not foing to come so I'll come." I say as I grab a kunai and charged at him.