Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 53

*First person pov*

We are currently gathered around a small circle. "If we get separated next time, even if it is one of us, don't trust them. This could happen again." Duckbutt says. "So we make a password?" I ask. Duckbutt nods. "If the person get it wrong, assume they are the enemy no matter what. Listen carefully, I am going to say it once. The nin song 'nin machine' when this is asked answer with, 'a large amount of loud enemies is the friend of a shinobi, hide and remain silent. A shinobi must understand the proper time, when the enemy is tired and ill prepared.'" Duckbutt says. Me and Naruto stay silent and Pinky replies with a ok. "Can't we use a shorter password? I don't have enough brains to memorize it." I ask Duckbutt."Yeah, I agree with Ciel, that password is impossible to memorize." Naruto agrees. "Are you two stupid? I already memorized it." Pinky says. I nod. "Yeah, we're stupid, I admit it. But at least we are more useful in battle than you." I retort. Pinky looked hurt and looked down. "I'll hold the scroll." I hear the Duckbutt say. I snap my head towards him. "Nu-uh. I am holding the scroll. I am the #1 jutsu weaver, the enemy won't touch me." I say. He glares at. "I am holding it." Duckbutt glares. "Uchiha fucking Sasuke. I am completely serious here, if you don't give me the scroll, I'll slap you silly." I say. Duckbutt widens his eyes, since this was the first time I used his name. But being the stubborn Duck he is, he refuses. I grab him by the collar. "Give. Me. The. Scroll." I growl, giving him a glare. "And I said no." Duckbutt glares back. "Ciel-kun! Just let Sasuke-kun have the scroll." Pinky tries to resolve this situation. I glare at her and I let go of Duckbutt's collar. "Tch." I tch and sit down. A huge gust of wind hits us and were blown away. Damn you to hell pedophile!! I get blown away into a tree. "Oww..." I get up and try to find Duckbutt and Pinky before the Pedophile. I finally found them and 'Naruto' was telling the passcode. I walk out and they get into battle stance. "Don't get any closer, Ciel. First the passcode. Nin song 'Nin machine.'" Duckbutt says. "You're a dick, ya know that Duckbutt? Having a damn long ass passcode, how can a normal person memorize the passcode when you first hear it?" I ask. He puts down his weapon and sighs. "Whatever. You pass. But... Naruto doesn't!!!" Duckbutt yells as he throws a kunai. I throw a kunai as well. 'Naruto' dodges the kunais. "So it's someone good enough to dodge our attacks." Duckbutt says. "What are you talking about Sasuke-kun!!" Pinky yells. "So you knew." Pedophile says as he reveals himself. Duckbutt explains how he knew he was a fake. "You want my earth scroll right? Since you guys have the heaven scroll...." He trails off. He shoves the scroll down his throat. He swallows it and tilts his head. "Now, let's begin the battle for each other's scrolls." Pedophile says. "With our lives on the line." Pedophile continues and puts us in genjutsu. I see my death, me being penetrated by a lot of kunai. My team falls on their knees. The Duckbutt barfs and Pinky is shaking. I just stood there like a boss. "Oh..? It didn't work on you?" Pedophile says. I glare at him and charge at him with a kunai. "Some people aren't afraid of death!" I yell. He pulls out a kunai and it clashes with mine. "What an interesting kid." He comments. I glare harder at him and I yell at Duckbutt. "Sasuke!!! Get out of here with Sakura!! Find a Anko and tell her, 'the snake is here and gives out free hickeys of death' okay?! Go now and get as far away as you can!!" I yell. He looks at me unsure and I feel a breath hit my neck. "You shouldn't turn your back to the enemy." The Pedophlie says. I had no time to react and I get kicked away. I hit a tree and I slide down. I see the Pedophile grab kunai from his pouch and throws him at the Duckbutt. The Duckbutt stabs himself and moves to get Pinky. He surprises me when he comes for me too and retreats. "What the hell are you doing?! You should have left me back there!!" I whisper yell at him. He pulls the kunai out of his leg with a grunt. "Sasuke-kun are you alright?" Pinky asks. He slaps a hand over Pinky's and my mouth and looks around cautiously. A snake appears in front of us. Pinky was the first one to react. "SASUKE-KUN!! SNAKE!!" Pinky yells. Duckbutt notices and picks me up bridal style and carries me away while dodges. The snake comes after us and opens its mouth to eat us. Duckbutt tosses me away, out of danger's reach and throws kunais at the snake. I land on a tree branch and watch the snake fall. Then the snake's skin cracks, revealing the pedophile. He was covered in slime and I almost puked In my mouth. "You guys shouldn't rest even for a moment. The prey should always be trying its best to run away, that is in the presence of a predator of course." Pedophlie says. I glare at him. "You may be the predator, but we are the hunters!" I yell as I throw kunais and shirked at the Pedophile. He dodges and slithers up the tree but gets stopped by Naruto throwing kunais. "Sorry Sasuke. I forgot the passcode." Naruto says as he makes his big entrance.Shit, if this goes on anymore, the Duckbutt will get marked!! I have to end this!! I do the hand signs for Urano Metria. My body starts glowing and everyone looks at me. "I am done fooling around. I am ending this now!!" I yell.