Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 109

*First person pov*

We were wandering around town trying to find Tsunade. We stopped by a pub to gather information. "Why are we stopping here? I'm not old enough to drink." Naruto says. "Dumbass... information is always found in pubs." Ero-sennin says to Naruto. I grab another balloon so I can train again. We enter and we didn't find information, but Tsunade herself with Shizune. "OHHH! Tsunade!" Ero-sennin points. "Jiraiya..." Tsunade says, drunk off her ass. I look at Keiko. "See her over there?" I ask Keiko, pointing at Tsunade. "Yeah, what about her Daddy?" Keiko asks. "She is an example who you don't want to be." I tell Keiko. Tsunade grows an Anime mark. "Do you want to die brat!?" She yells, slurring a bit. "Finally, we found you." Ero-sennin says, walking over to where Tsunade was. I try making the rasengan in the ball again but I failed. I sigh and follow Ero-sennin. We ordered food and sat down at their table. "Today... I met with someone that brings back bad memories." Tsunade says. "Orochimaru? Did anything happen?" Ero-sennin asks Tsunade, leaning forward a bit. Shizune looks panicked and looked at Tsunade. She only merely glances at Shizune and looks back at Jiraiya. "Nothing much. Just a little greeting." Tsunade answers Ero-sennin. Our food comes and Keiko pounces on it. "Hey! Keiko, you need to share!" I tell Keiko as she grabbed like all the food in her hands. "Keiko is hungry!" Keiko complains. "Yeah, but we are sharing it all. Take one and if you are still hungry, I can give you mine." I tell her as I take all the food from her hands except one. "Fine, Keiko is sorry Daddy..." Keiko looked down ashamed. "It's fine." I tell her. She lifts her head up and smiles and went to play with Tonton. "You too... why'd you come here and see me?" Tsunade asks. I take a sip of my water. "To tell you the truth, the village of leaf... has issued a request for you to be the 5th hokage." Ero-sennin tells her. Naruto chokes on the fish he was eating. I pass him the water and he chugs it down. "The third is..." Ero-sennin trails off. "It was Orochimaru's work. I heard, he told me." Tsunade tells Ero-sennin. Naruto finishes the water and looks angry. "The big snake guy!? He's the one who that killed our Hokage!? Who the hell is this bastard!?" Naruto shouts. "Naruto, settle down." I hiss at him. He glares at the table and sits down. "He was with us... members of the 'Three ninjas'" Ero-sennin explains who Pedophile is. "What the hell?! Weren't the 'Three ninjas' from leaf? Then why!?" Naruto still shouts. I bonk him on the head. "Hey! There is no need to shout! Do you ever use your inside voice?" I glare at him. "Who are these kids?" Tsunade asks Ero-sennin. "This is Heartfilia Ciel along with his companion Keiko." Ero-sennin says as he points to me and Keiko, who was eyeing my food. I hand it to her and she squeals in delight. "And this is Uzumaki Naruto." Ero-sennin says, pointing to Naruto. "Hey! How come she gets to become Hokage? Why?" Naruto asks, pointing at Tsunade. "Hey, it's rude to point." I tell Naruto. "So, are you willing to accept Tsunade?" Ero-sennin asks. Tsunade stays quiet for a few minutes. It got to the point Ero-sennin asks again. "...Impossible...... I decline..." She says after a while. "I remember the past..... you were saying the same thing 'I decline' when I asked you out." Ero-sennin says. "Huh!? I thought you said we were here for an interview... But what's going on? You just wanted her to come back to the village so she could check on Sasuke's, Lee's, and Kakashi's health... right!? Yet you just asked her to become our Hokage!? And she declined!?" Naruto yells again, getting up and pointing at her. "Naruto, enough." I say, putting a hand on his shoulder and lightly pushing him down in his seat. He does so grumbling. "Don't worry so much. This person Tsunade is the only person who can become the 5th Hokage. She was the one that brought us victory in the great battle, no one has been able to acquire her techniques. Also, Tsunade is the granddaughter of the first generation Hokage. So, she is the most appropriate person for the position. If she becomes Hokage, she would have to go back to the village and then, she could check up on those three. This decision was made by the top members of leaf, you absolutely have no say in this matter." Ero-sennin says. "Jiraiya, these kids seems worse than your previous apprentice. In terms of looks, speech, and intelligence. The kid with the pink hair might have a chance though." Tsunade says. "Tsunade, I'm flattered, I really am. But if you insult Naruto in front of me, I won't hesitate to burn a bitch." I say as I flick my wrist and my hand sets aflame, with and evil look on my face. She doesn't seem to be amused and Naruto smiles at me, since I defended him. "Well, it's hard to for anyone to compare to the 4th because he really had some talent to become a top rated ninja. He was smart, reliable, and handsome like me too!" Ero-sennin says. "But even that 4th died quickly. He gave up his life for his village. Life is different from money. It can't be risked that easily. Whoever puts it at risk so easily is a fool. My grandfather and the 2nd both focused too much on bringing peace to our home, more than anything else. But as a result, they just died in the middle of their dreams, like losers." Tsunade says heartlessly. Okay, this woman is pissing me off. I will gladly let you use some of my power to let you kill this bitch. That would be much appreciated. But I can't reveal you just yet. Darn!!! I really want to kill this bitch!! Calm your ass down, she'll get better in the future. But that doesn't mean I won't hurt her that badly. "You've changed a lot Tsunade. I don't know what you have been thinking all this time, but you've just said all that's on your mind..." Ero-sennin says, shocked that Tsunade can say about her family members. "Well, I'm already in my 50's, age changes people. It's the same for Sarutobi-san, no wonder he died. He was too old to live in his dreams." Tsunade says, angering all of us. Keiko noticed the tension and she climbs into my arms, so she can feel secure as if this tension is going to jump out and grab her. "Being a Hokage is shit. No one but a fool would do it!" Tsunade says. Naruto jumps out attempting to punch her. The table shakes, spilling food and glasses everywhere. I would have done the same, but Keiko is in my arms. Ero-sennin catches Naruto before he can punch Tsunade. "ARRRGH!! LET ME GO!!" Naruto shouts at Ero-sennin. "Don't you realize that we are in a bar?" Ero-sennin asks Naruto. People turn to look at us confused. Tsunade smirks. "I CAN'T FORGIVE ANYONE THAT SAYS BAD THINGS ABOUT OUR HOKAGE AND THE 4TH!! I DON'T CARE SHE IS A WOMAN!! I'M GOING TO KICK HER ASS!!" Naruto shouts. Tsunade smirks widens as she stands up to Naruto's level. "You've got some guts to say such things to me boy. Let's take this outside." Tsunade says. "Tsunade-sama!" Shizune yells, shocked. "Naruto, that's impossible to take her on." I tell Naruto. Shizune looks relieved that someone has some sanity. Naruto turns to me angrily. "Are you going to let her insult our Hokages!?" Naruto shouts. "What? No! I'm going to help you take this bitch down with you." I say glaring at her. Shizune's face drops, realizing I was not going to side with her. We all go outside.