Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 49

*First person pov*

As I walk through the door, I was greeted by lots and lots of glares. I was standing beside my team, who was frozen. I feel Keiko squirm under the glares. "Daddy, I'm scared." Keiko says. I pick Keiko up off of my head and hug her so she can't see. "They won't hurt you. I promise." I say. I hear Keiko whimper and snuggles into my armpit. "Sasuke-kun!!! You're late!!" Ino yells as she comes up behind Duckbutt and hugs him. "I haven't seen you in a while so I've been waiting in excitement!" Ino says. Pinky looked like she was going to cut her. Keiko, she looked at Ino with curious eyes. "Hey! Get away from Sasuke-kun!!" Pinky yells. "Well, if it isn't Sakura. Your forehead is big as always." Ino sneers. "What did you say!?" Pinky screeches. "Hey, Daddy? Why is Mommy hugging... Duckbutt?" Keiko asks. I look at her shocked. "M-Mommy?" I stutter. "Keiko recognizes Mommys voice when she was in the egg." Keiko says. "That is..." I trail off. I don't want to tell Keiko that she doesn't have a mother let alone that I am not her real father. Keiko wiggles out of my grasp and flies to Ino and hug her. "Mommy! Keiko wanted to see you!" Keiko yells, giggling. "Huh? What the hell? This cat is talking! And Mommy?" Ino asks. Keiko looks at me. "Daddy! Come!" Keiko yells. I sigh and walk over to Keiko and scoop her up. "Sorry Ino. Keiko here was the one who was born from the egg that you carried. When we were talking, she must have heard your voice and believed that you are her mommy. And also, she is not a cat, she is a exceed." I say. She looks shocked. "EHH!? I thought you said exceeds are from a story you read!? Is that even possible!?' Ino yells. I shrug. "I don't know either." I say. "Keiko wants to spend time with Mommy!" Keiko yells as she stretches her hands toward Ino. "Um, Keiko. That is... um.... not your mother." I say very slowly. She looks at me. "Huh? Keiko doesn't understand." Keiko says. "It is like I said. Ino is not your mother." I say. Keiko looked sad for a second but becomes happy. "Well that's okay! Keiko is fine as long as Daddy's here!" She yells and hugs me. I hug back. "Thank you Keiko." I say. Shikamaru appears out of nowhere along with Choji. "So you guys are also taking the stupid test as well? Don't die." Shikamaru says. I quickly cover Keiko's ears before she heard the word die. I said to her that the exam was dangerous, but I never said I will might die. "Oh! It's the idiot trio!" Naruto exclaims. "Don't call us that." Shikamaru said lazily. I uncover Keiko's ears. "Yahoo! Found you!!" I hear Kiba yell. I turn to him and his team. "H-Hello." Hinata said quietly. "Well, well. Everyone is assembled." Kiba says. "Geez... you guys too?" Shikamaru complains. "I see... all 10 rookies this year's rookie genin are taking the exam. Eh? Sasuke." Kiba said confidently. "Pft. You seem confidently." Duckbutt says. "We did a lot of training. We won't lose to the likes of you." Kiba says. "SHUT UP!!! Sasuke might, but I won't lose to the likes of you!" Naruto yells. Kiba notices Keiko. "What the hell, Ciel? Are you betraying me with cats!?" Kiba exclaims and points at Keiko. Akamaru was barking furiously at Keiko. Keiko hides. "No, she is not a cat. She is a exceed. Exceeds are cat like creatures with wings and talks." I explain to Kiba. He crosses his arms. "Prove it." Kiba says. I shrug and look at Keiko. "Keiko, will you fly to Kiba please?" I ask her. "Daddy, Keiko doesn't want to. Keiko thinks dog boy hates me." Keiko says. Kiba's mouth drops along with everyone else's except for my team and Ino. "I-It talked!" Shikamaru exclaims. "I-It's cute..." Hinata trails off. "You guys should be more quiet." I hear a voice that I have always despised. I took me so much to not lash out at Kabuto. Only if Keiko wasn't there. "You guys are rookies out of the academy, right? This isn't a panic." Kabuto says. Oh my god, how much I want to punch him in the face. "Who do you think you are?" Pinky says. "I'm Kabuto, but instead, look behind you." Kabuto says. I really expected to see Pedophile with two didldos in his hands saying 'its raping time' when I turn around but we meet a bunch of glares. Man, these people really hate us. "Those guys behind you are from hidden rain. They have really have short tempers. Everyone is nervous about the exam, so you best quiet down before you make a scene. Well, I can't blame you, you're clueless rookies. You remind me on how I used to be." Kabuto says. "Kabuto-san, right...? I this your second time?" Pinky asks. "No... this is my seventh time. This exam is held twice a year, so this is my fourth year." Kabuto says. "Wow, so you know a lot about this exam." Pinky says, amazed. If he knew so much about the exam, then why is he still a genin?  "That's right. Hehehe, then I'll share some info with you cute rookies with my nin-Info cards." Kabuto says. Then he started explaining what info cards were and I didn't want to hear his stupid mouth flapping so I started playing with Keiko. "Hehehehe! Stop it Daddy!" Keiko giggles. I was currently tickling her. "Say mercy!" I say cheerfully. Keiko laughs harder. "No!" She yells out as I was tickling her. I tickle her harder. "HEHEHEHE! MERCY!" Keiko yells out. I stop tickling her. Then she gets a evil glint in her eyes. She pounces on me and tries to tickle me. I wasn't very ticklish so her methods were useless. "Why aren't you laughing, Daddy? When Daddy tickles Keiko, she laughs very hard." Keiko says very sad. I chuckle and rub her head. "Just you yourself makes me laugh. You are very cute." I say. I turn my head to where Kabuto and the others were. Kabuto looks like he was done talking and Naruto points at the crowd. "MY NAME IS UZUMAKI NARUTO! I WON'T LOSE TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!" He yells. I smile and I turn back to Keiko. "Should we go?" I ask her. "Keiko likes that." Keiko says and flies and lands on top of my head. "What the hell is wrong with him!?" Ino yells pointing at Naruto. I smile and so does Duckbutt. Keiko notices my actions and mimics it. Then a hidden sound shinobi attacks Kabuto. His glasses crack and blood comes out of his ears. I cover Keiko's eyes and Kabuto barfs. Pinky runs over to Kabuto and asks if he is alright. "Write this down on your cards. 'the three hidden sound ninjas are definite chunin'" the hidden sound says. "QUIET DOWN YOU WORTHLESS BASTARDS!''