Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 118

*First person pov*

Keiko gasps and I look at the floor sadly. "Hahaha.... Tsunade-sama, what a lame joke." Guy says, trying not to believe it. "There are numerous bone fragments lodged within the neural framework. You're in no condition to operate as a shinobi. Even if I operate on you..." Tsunade trails off. I see Lee fall into despair slowly. "Lee! This is an imposter Tsunade-sama!! Damn you, you must've used the metaMorphosis no jutsu! Who the hell are you!?" Guy yells pointing at Tsunade. "There.... there isn't... any hope?" Lee asks shakily. He is shaking himself. "I'm the the only one able to perform this surgery, but not only will it require a large amount of time, it is also incredibly risky." Tsunade says. "Risky?" Guy questions. "At best, the highest rate of success for such an operation would only be 50%.... if it fails he'll die. Even if it is successful, he must endure extensive rehabilitation." Tsunade says. Lee starts sweating like crazy and huffing. It's like he's going to crack. "Tsunade, what about Daddy's medical jutsu!? His medical jutsu is higher than an average medical nin, maybe even higher that Tsunade! Listen to Keiko!" Keiko yells, tears streaming down her face. Lee grabs his crutch, puts his jumpsuit back on, and leaves, probably to train. "Ciel doesn't know much about the human body. He only knows how to heal cuts and stuff." Tsunade says. I clench my fists. "So are you saying that if I learn more about the human body and medical stuff, I can maybe do something?" I ask Tsunade. "Maybe." Tsunade replies. "Then I got no time to lose! C'mon Keiko!" I yell as I run out. "Yeah!" She yells back as she follows me. I run to the nearest library and start studying about the human body.

Time skip~

"UGH!!!" I yell for the 6th time and the librarian shushing me for the 6th time. I don't get any of this! This is useless! Think of Lee. ... You're right. But Medical ninjutsu isn't for me. The front lines of battle is more suited. I can't deny that. But, Tsunade herself said you can do it. I know that, but there is no way I can do this all in one day! Too much knowledge. I can't do it. You may not be able to heal Lee, but why don't you start learning so you can prevent this sort of thing in the future. Remember when Pinky started training for medical ninjutsu? She started out by healing a fish out of water. Maybe later today you can fish for a fish and heal it. I can't, it's impossible. I'm sorry, it's too hard and it's not suited for me. Ugh, you give up too easily. Let's leave since we got nothing to do here. "Keiko, we're leaving." I tell Keiko as I stand up from the chair I was sitting in. "What!? Daddy needs to read these books so he can heal Lee-nii!" Keiko shouts and librarian shushes. "Let's face it Keiko, we can't learn all of this in one day." I tell her. She gets angrier. "What about Lee-nii!?" Keiko whisper shouts, getting a satisfied nod from the librarian. "I'm not able to do this sort of stuff. I'm more suited in the front lines." I tell her. "Hmph, fine. Keiko understands." Keiko says. "Let's go." I tell her as we leave the library only to run into someone. "Ow..." I mumble. "Is Daddy alright?" I hear Keiko asks, she didn't get hurt since she was flying. "Watch where you're goin- Oh Ciel!" I hear a voice say. "Naruto-nii!" Keiko says happily. I look and it's Naruto. "Oh hey Naruto, where you going?" I ask Naruto. "I'm going to visit Sasuke, you wanna come?" Naruto asks me. "Sure, I got nothing else to do." I say, even though I didn't want to meet with Duckbutt, not after what happened in the hospital... "Alright! Let's go!" Naruto shouts, pointing in the direction of the hospital. We go into the hospital and enter Duckbutt's room. Duckbutt was sitting in his bed, looking out the window and Pinky looked frightened or something. My eyes drift off to the floor and there were apples on the ground. I see Duckbutt turns his gaze towards us. A glare hardens on Naruto and gets harder when he sees I'm next to him. "Wh.. what!? Why are you staring at me like that?" Naruto asks. "Hey Naruto." Duckbutt says. "What?" Naruto asks. "Fight me, NOW!" Duckbutt says. Shock covers our faces, except for me. "But Duckbutt is recovering and weak. Oh wait, Duckbutt is already weak." Keiko says. I glare at her, it wasn't helping since Duckbutt feels inferior. Then again, I might have made it worse since I bragged about hurting Weasel but he couldn't. God, am I stupid. "What are you babbling about? You're still recovering." Naruto says. Duckbutt turns his sharingan on and glares at Naruto. "Shut up and fight me!!" Duckbutt yells. "Oi, Duckbutt, it's stupid that you think you can fight in your condition. Just lie there and be an emo Duck." I say. "You guys thought you helped me? That foolish 5th Hokage or whoever... butting into other people's business." Duckbutt says as he gets out of his bed. "What!?" Naruto yells. Naruto and Duckbutt have a glare off. "Duckbutt, get the fuck back in bed you ungrateful little shit. Tsunade was the only one able to wake you up, and this is how you thank her!? I oughta beat the shit out of you. Me and Naruto went through so much trouble to bring her back, hell, we almost died." I say glaring at him. "Daddy is right." Keiko agrees. His glare softens at me but his glare didn't falter. He directed a even harder glare at Naruto. "Sasuke-kun, what's wrong with you?! Naruto, tell him to stop!! I mean..." Pinky tries to calm everything down. Naruto gives Duckbutt some kind of rivalry grin. "I was thinking about fighting you too..." Naruto says. "Hey you two, cut it out! Ok?" Pinky says. Duckbutt jerks his head towards the exit of his room. "Come with me." Duckbutt says. "Daddy, the tension is scaring Keiko." Keiko says, hiding behind my back. "Don't worry, it's not that bad. Don't think about it." I tell her but she doesn't come out from behind my back but rather my head. Duckbutt walks to the door, stepping on the apple bare footed. Eww... he's not going to wipe his foot? Pinky looked saddened at the apple. We all follow Duckbutt to the roof. They get some feet away from each other. Naruto laughs lightly. Duckbutt twitches in annoyance. "What's so funny?!" Duckbutt asks. "Funny? No, I'm overjoyed actually. To think... how I can finally beat you." Naruto provokes. "What did you say!? Stop blabbering nonsense!!" Duckbutt growls. "I'm no longer the loser you once knew me as. I've changed!" Naruto yells. Keiko tugs on my hair. "Keiko has a bad feeling... Daddy please stop the fight!" Keiko says. "I'll try..." I tell her. I take a few steps forward. "Hey! That's enough! You guys can have this fight later!" I yell at them. "Ciel..." Naruto trails off as he looks at me. "Ciel, don't interfere." Duckbutt says, glaring at Naruto still. "Hey, dimwit idiot. What are you so full of yourself for, huh!?" Duckbutt yells as Naruto. "Eh, what are you losing you cool for? That's so unlike you. What? Are you afraid now that you challenged me to a fight, huh? Sasuke." Naruto keeps provoking. "Shut up and fight!" Duckbutt yells. "Before we start, you better put on your leaf headband." Naruto says. "I don't need something like that." Duckbutt growls. "Just do it!!" Naruto yells. Duckbutt jerks his thumb to his forehead. "You won't lay a finger on me, let alone my forehead." Duckbutt says cockily. "No! I'm saying this an a symbol, that we fight as equal leaf ninjas!" Naruto yells, adjusting his headband. "That's why I say you're so full of yourself! You think that you're on par with me!?" Duckbutt yells. I feel Keiko shrivel up from the intensity of this fight. "Of course I do! In fact, I never thought of myself inferior to you, not even once!!" Naruto yells back. "You're pissing me off!" Duckbutt yells, his sharingan flaring with anger. "That's because you're still weak, Sasuke-CHAN!" Naruto provokes. "NARUTO!!!" Duckbutt yells running at Naruto. "SASUKE!!!" Naruto yells back doing the same. Keiko looked like she couldn't take this kind of pressure and hides in my shirt. The fight has started.